Receptionist Central: On Duty
The sign burned, not the network.
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@drymatterdaily.bsky.socialReceptionist Central: On Duty
The sign burned, not the network.
#DryMatterDaily #ReceptionistCentral #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceHumor #CorporateHumor #CorporateLife #WorkMemes
@themargret.bsky.socialThe problem was identified.
Solving it was out of scope.
Please document the problem thoroughly enough that nobody has to fix it.
Death Engine Protocol
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Japanese Robots Love to Dance
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@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Paper That Needed Permission A printer has plenty of paper but refuses to begin. Mort discovers that the job was sent to the empty manual feed slot. #MortRoot #PrinterProblems #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Numbered Spreadsheet Familiar column letters are replaced by numbers. Mort discovers that an alternate spreadsheet reference style was enabled. #MortRoot #SpreadsheetTips #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@drymatterdaily.bsky.socialMeet the Office...
Some workplaces rebuild. This one regrew.
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@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Drive That Was Not Disconnected #MortRoot #NetworkDrive #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@officewolf.bsky.social【Mini Office Wolf Comic】 Eps.15 - Chair
Wolfie is really really that lucky....
Btw, you can support our art on patreon.com/Badiverse
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@drymatterdaily.bsky.socialOffice Smoke Hasn’t Cleared
Remote work ended. Chaos Didn't.
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@themargret.bsky.socialExcellence was appreciated.
Predictability got promoted.
Please exceed expectations without deviating from them.
Death Engine Protocol
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Japanese Robots Love to Dance
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#UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
@darkchild2006.bsky.socialWHEN YOU WALK INTO THE OFFICE AND KNOW THEY BEEN TALKING ABOUT YOU… 😂
I need everybody that don’t like me to get together, have a meeting, and let me know what y’all gonna do about it! 😂
Because if y’all meeting about me, I better get OVERTIME! 🤣💰
@jhamkul.bsky.socialCleric Subclass: Domain of Humanoid Resources
I would watch my conduct in the next dungeon if I were you
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@themargret.bsky.socialCreativity was welcome.
Pending committee review.
Innovation is currently awaiting approval from Innovation.
Death Engine Protocol
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Japanese Robots Love to Dance
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#UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
@themargret.bsky.socialLeadership was encouraged.
Following it was mandatory.
Independent thought remains available with prior management approval.
Death Engine Protocol
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Japanese Robots Love to Dance
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#UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
@themargret.bsky.socialThe dashboard was green.
Everything else was on fire.
The problem still exists, but the presentation has been updated.
Death Engine Protocol
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Japanese Robots Love to Dance
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#UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
@themargret.bsky.socialCompensation was limited.
Character building was unlimited.
Some experiences are priceless. Conveniently, so is your labor.
Death Engine Protocol
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Japanese Robots Love to Dance
a.co/d/a0j61vI
#UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
