What did the computer do at lunchtime? It had a byte. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

No puns for Apostrophes + Knuckles last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: TIPPING
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 1:00 PM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #wordplay #Tipping #careers #dadjokes #pun

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a horse’s favorite sport? Stable tennis. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a frog’s favorite drink? Croak-a-Cola. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

No puns for Lumber + Tractors last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: COMPUTER SCREENS
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 11:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #wordplay #ComputerScreens #STEM #dadjokes #punny

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don't skeletons ever use cell phones? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer