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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 26, 2026, 1:16 AM

Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-25.
(Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 26, 2026, 1:05 AM

/earth: file system full.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 25, 2026, 11:05 PM

The star of riches is shining upon you.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 25, 2026, 9:05 PM

Take me drunk, I'm home again!
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 25, 2026, 7:05 PM

Pardo's First Postulate:
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Arnold's Addendum:
Everything else causes cancer in rats.
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 25, 2026, 5:05 PM

The only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years
is that they've changed trumps from clubs to diamonds.
-- The Indianapolis Star
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 25, 2026, 1:05 PM

In just seven days, I can make you a man!
-- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 25, 2026, 11:05 AM

The secret of happiness is total disregard of everybody.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 25, 2026, 9:05 AM

Objects are lost only because people look where they are not rather than
where they are.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 25, 2026, 7:05 AM

Quack!
Quack!! Quack!!
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 25, 2026, 5:05 AM

Where is John Carson now that we need him?
-- RLG
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 25, 2026, 3:05 AM

/* now make a new head in the exact same spot */
-- Larry Wall in cons.c from the perl source code
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 25, 2026, 1:16 AM

Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-24.
(Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 25, 2026, 1:05 AM

Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 24, 2026, 11:05 PM

The only real argument for marriage is that it remains the best method
for getting acquainted.
-- Heywood Broun
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 24, 2026, 9:05 PM

Business is a good game -- lots of competition and minimum of rules.
You keep score with money.
-- Nolan Bushnell, founder of Atari
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 24, 2026, 7:05 PM

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married
for four and a half years.
-- Nick Faldo
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 24, 2026, 5:05 PM

Tobacco is a filthy weed,
That from the devil does proceed;
It drains your purse, it burns your clothes,
And makes a chimney of your nose.
-- B. Waterhouse
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 24, 2026, 3:05 PM

For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will like.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 24, 2026, 1:05 PM

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while
the policeman searches you.
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