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Event comics are so goddamn dumb, man...
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Event comics are so goddamn dumb, man...
#FizzVsComics
Wishing @psudonym.bsky.social a very merry Absolute Cassandra Cain-mas...
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I know I keep belaboring how much X-Men comics have been hammering the 90s X-Stalgia button ever since the CONDUCTOR OF X took over but MAAAAAAN is it really obnoxious in DNX this week... like you KNOW Reed and Quentin should have other more prescient frames of reference...
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Oh my god... Sonar from Dispatch actually responded to a text in the middle of the motorcycle "chase" in Insomniac's Wolverine...
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This is going to have a FAAAAR more impactful ripple effect on the Marvel Universe than co-opting Alan Moore's old legally distinct Captain Marvel fanfics... The spirit of NYC has always been a core pillar of their greatest characters and something will be lost in the move...
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AIBros talking like Marvel Comics in the 90s...
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A perfect pairing... of media-illiterate terminally online fanbases...
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Zack saw the TIFF reviews for The Last Photograph and said "If I'm going down, I'm taking the whole Manosphere with me..."
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They're calling it the Febreeze patch...
(but good luck getting the image of Logan picking up Jean's "scent" out of the playerbase's heads)
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Certified Pink Thing @kinkymation.bsky.social bids farewell to Summer with one last look at the swimsuit skins of Marvel Rivals Season 9.5... while also getting flashbang'd with X-Men '97 Season 2 spoilers...
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Damn... Even the more NerdBro-y critics sound like they've lost patience with their would-be cinema messiah...
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Part of me wonders if the reason TIFF reviews for The Last Photograph are so brutal is because Zack lost the NerdBro Mandate of Heaven after Rebel Moon failed to become the Kathleen Kennedy shaming masterpiece Snyder Stans envisioned it to be so there's no fear of reflexive backlash...
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I don't know about you... But I honestly think Insomniac's contrived WolverJean shipping is worse than their reviled "Yellow Paint" guide posting... I'm sorry, you power fantasy dorks... but your beloved OTP has even less weight behind it when you remove Scott
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Amadoro Ribbon-Candy to Kugumi Harvest:
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No other Shonen manga right now does aura better than Akane-Banashi... GOD FUCKING DAMN.
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Gotta love that it's official Team Desscaras policy that Kugumi Harvest is a precious bean that must be protected at all cost...
(Spica's going to be SOOOO fucking jealous by the time this quest is over)
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The WWF/WCW Monday Night War compliments the 90s Comics Crash quite nicely... Both were the result of more mature experiments by masters of their craft that eventually begat a bunch of juvenile surface-level imitators that in turn glutted the market to the point of insustainability...
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Has anyone made this joke in regards to Triple H collaborating with the Spider-Office on ASM #1000 yet?
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Once again, I'm REALLY not vibing with the MAHA/anti-vax undercurrent permeating throughout this event...
And was that Wolverine flashback really necessary? I know hammering the 90s X-Stalgia button is the CONDUCTOR OF X's go-to strategy these days but GOOD LORD!
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