#AHS Bro should've run when he had the chance. Now he's stuck washing a vampire's ass and balls.

This is a loooot of genitalia talk for episode 1, where do we go from here?

#ahs13 #ahs

#AHS #AHS13 now clean his butthole?! Oh hell naw!! I’d resign !!!

#AHS #AHS13 eww 😷 ain’t trying to see em bathing this wrinkled damn near dead 💀 mf

#AHS #AHS13 ok so this premiere is slowly moving along 🙄 like I rushed 🏠 for THIS?! Where’s the suspense & drama 🎭?

#AHS #AHS13 omg it’s John Waters !!! He’s a legend !!!!

oh bro really is gonna be traumatized after this #AHS

3 episodes premiere!!! #AHS #AHS13

#AHS #AHS13 Jessica Lange gotta be 20 years older than GOD 😂

#AHS #AHS13
“Your client owns the entire 13th floor?! Oh hell naw

American Horror Story starts tonight! I so excited!! it better be good too not like that weird double feature season. #AHS

#AHS #AHS13 what the hell is happening right now yall?!

#AHS #AHS13 was that old dude throwing up blood 🩸?! Is he Dracula 🧛‍♀️?!

#AHS #AHS13 “surprise BITCH I am the fucking Supreme!” Yasssssssssss!!!!

#AHS #AHS13 “surprise bitch this witch approves !” 😂

#AHS #AHS13 constipated look 👀 on your face 😂 rude!!!!

#AHS #AHS13 never ask “what’s the worst that can happen !” 🙄

#AHS #AHS13 this birthday 🎂 trip bout to go to hell !!!!!