Complete mess of a thing and I got more than a couple of huge laughs out of it. One of them was of complete disbelief, but still. Eerily similar to Pirates of the Caribbean, except, y'know, not THAT bad.

Really goes off the rails in the third act, I think.

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Well that took me BACK! A bizarre 90 mins, but yes, I laughed out loud at the same gags I did 25 years ago. Good old days #SundayCinema. Hope it gave you a tickle or two.

See you in two, lovelies.

I've seen some terrible films in my time, & now I have one more to add to the list #SundayCinema

Dan FINALLY showing up.

Peter Boyle underused in this.. Possibly TOO ensemble a cast? #SundayCinema

So, we've established Cook's character IS supposed to be drunk, but I'm wondering just how METHOD he went with it.

Oh, who are we kidding, he was fucking leathered I bet.

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Didn't know Stacey was once married to Barry Bostwick.

I may have a soft spot for Harry 💖

"This is terrible. I will have no more bad acting" Very meta #SundayCinema

Is there a cut minus the whole film 😆 #SundayCinema

"Your molestation" fucking HELL

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Is there a cut minus Yellowbeard? 😜

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Stacey!!!!!
finally..
pretty as always.
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Imagine having to live that pirate/press gang life for real? Blessed to be a 2026er.

Ohh Aztec boobies #SundayCinema

I don't really remember the last 30 mins of this.. which may or may not say a lot.

Oh Jesus Kenneth Mars AGAIN. And he's doing an absurd accent.

But it's still not a German accent.

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Hahaha, this telescope joke. Inventive and SO VERY DUMB

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The big shocker here is that Kenneth Mars. Is. Not. Doing. A. German. Accent.

Oh, fucks sake, it's David Bowie.

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Mr Prostitute 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mason absolutely kills it #SundayCinema