"so you glued yourself to the chair to get out of having to listen to Eric's anecdotes over dinner?"
"yes"
"fair"

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You may think you hear dead people but you obviously can’t see us!
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Wake up, dear. You’ve been sleep walking again. You’re not really directing the 7:54 Easy Jet from Alicante with only one bat.
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Sedenta glowered sulkily at her least favourite cousin as she thought savagely, “Oh, just you try pulling the chair away, I’ve sharpened the edges of this hand mirror and I’ll have you, so I will…”
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Beatrice had challenged Boris to a game of wiff waff and she was determined to thrash the oik #GirlsOwnCC

白雪 : The mirror keeps saying an Evil Japanese Queen is out to get me.
Mother Whyte: It's ok as long as you don't eat any of those red Akane apples.

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"It's incredible, I could hardly believe it myself, apparently they got free fish and chips and then set about cleaning the beach"

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But Mama, I don't want to do finger curls. You've done them for years and look what it's done to yours!
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"For God's sake Miriam will you please go to the opticians! That tortoise you've been trying to feed lettuce to is a game pie, and I fear that poor hedgehog you've been brushing your hair with will never be the same again."

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“Don’t fret, Lucinda. Sooner or later someone will invent table tennis and you can use it then.” #GirlsOwnCC

“I’ve told you time and again, Emily, the paddle is for spanking bare skin!” #GirlsOwnCC

'Would you like me to check, dear?' 'You say it turned out to be a jam tart you sat on at Clovis' party ... It could be something else.'
'Oh no, Mama, I also appear to be accommodating two cocktail olives and a sponge finger.' #GirlsOwnCC

"I know those are your fingers and not a spider crawling up my arm, Mary. Otherwise, I'd have smacked them right off your hand with my brush and ruined your career as a GirlsOwn hand model." #GirlsOwnCC

Oops. Should have tagged #GirlsOwnCC. (see above)

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"Mother, there is no such job as 'telegraph influencer'. I'll just have to take up a position at the textile mill or on the corner like all the other fatherless girls." #GirlsOwnCC

Maisie put her most vehement case to Julie for voting Albert out while behind the fake wall, the Traitor quietly listened. #GirlsOwnCC