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NOW. This was funny.
I normally don't have a problem walking on piers. With the boards and gaps in between, cos they aren't normally big gaps.
Whitby's piers are for those of us with Big Person Pants and I left mine at home.
You either strolled along without a care, not looking+

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WE CAUGHT the bus up to Whitby Abbey and the church. If you watched the 3 part Dracula, adaptation frm a few yrs ago, the house in the last pic (which is the visitor shop) featured in it.

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Slorchy, my sweet...
Yes, snookums?
This is bigger than you or me.
Isn't it just. Fancy a dip? You can jump hall the hway down...
After you... Get her kit off man...

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A LOVELY EVENING was had by all, yesterday. Much smooching was had.
The day wasn't bad either.
More pics to follow.
Today, we are off to Scarborough.

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I FOUND A GOOD OMENS FAN IN THE WILD!!!
On holiday in Whitby! We spent the evening looking thru my camera roll at pics of DT and MS.
Then she asked me if I had heard of Red Dwarf and I nearly self-combusted.

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THE ROYAL Hotel is definitely frequented by our Ineffable Husbands. And possibly other supernatural entities. I'll tell you why.
Behind that window in the first pic lies a bottle of Talisker, favoured by the most Discerning of Cultered Demons.
And you can't tell me that +++

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OH.
MY.
GOD.

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WELL
How unfortunate.
Bcos none of those is getting you out if Jail.
It's just the new canteen menu.
Enjoy!
@louiserabeyart.bsky.social
@gojailatarsehq.bsky.social

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GOOD MORNING FROM WHITBY!
It's gonna be another glorious day in the Corp! I love the Corp!
...
Wrong film.
Today I will mostly be annoying Whitby.
Mostly.

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THEY LEFT the dinner table early as they were "very tired".
I've just come back to my room...and guess I'll just be leaving again, quietly.
Should have guessed.

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A MIGHTY COLLABORATION HAS ARISEN!!
Bildaddy has not seen the like b4 & doesn't quite know how to handle it!
Time to find a handy angel who's...handy with his hands... I guess...or take things into his own hands.
What am I twatwaffling on about?
No idea. Check out the post below.

Hump Day tomorrow! For an arse that’s 25,431 days old, mine don’t look half bad. #humpday #arse #oldfart

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Apologies, links fixed, please repost 🙈 #arse

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Bug hotel and a bit of locally made mint chocolate chip.
We went to the Ryedale Folk Museum.
I apologise in advance for the unintentional shenanigans... They became...uncontrollable.

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*sighs*
Waiting for the North York Moors steam train at Goathland station. Excitement was rising.
Well. Something was, anyway.
We had reserved carriages.
Coffee shop sign in Pickering, which amused me.
Coffee break.
Do ducks have ears?
Arty pics.
More ducks.

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I'M AFRAID that things did not improve as the day wore on. More shortly.
We visited Goathland which is the setting for the UK tv prog called Heartbeat. The pub has been bought irl by the woman who plays barmaid Gina. The garage is a gift shop.
Tek care lambs on't rord.

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Planning your day, boys?

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MORNING
From a damp but brightening up Whitby.
It will be a nice day.