#AHS #AHS13 um where is the “HORROR” part of American Horror Story?! This like a damn bad boring soap 🧼 opera

#AHS #AHS13 nah don’t wish me “happy birthday 🎂!” On some creepy shit like that 🙄

#AHS This man's eyes are pleading for death.

#AHS #AHS13 “prehistoric skull 💀!” 😂 I can’t right now

#AHS #AHS13 dude don’t drink 🚱 the damn Sanka ☕️

#AHS #AHS13 *in southern country ass voice* “start yo day off right!”

#AHS #AHS13 what the hell is happening?! So old dude killed a bunch of people?!

#AHS #AHS13 the creepy clown 🤡 I forgot his damn name … but don’t … piss him off! Omg he’s killing EVERYBODY

clown school mention #AHS

#AHS #AHS13 “John Wayne Gacy took a wrong turn or two ?!”

#AHS Bro is cooking his brain with AI.

#AHS #AHS13 I NEVER 👎🏾 liked the number 13!!! Guess I’m somewhat superstitious 🤷🏾‍♂️

Deep into this wine at the part of the sponge bath #AHS13 #AHS

Okay…so the old dude is like definitely the devil? Right? And the hospice worker that’s scared of 13 could be the new anti-Christ?

I’m literally at the start of the episode 2 and this is what I’m calling

#ahs13 #ahs

#AHS #AHS13 eww the crunching sounds !!!!

#AHS #AHS13 ok THAT episode had me confused & kinda bored as hell same damn time … let’s see wtf 🤬 is up next 🙄

#AHS #AHS13 remains of Benito Mussolini?! Ill Duce ?! 🤮

#AHS Bro should've run when he had the chance. Now he's stuck washing a vampire's ass and balls.

This is a loooot of genitalia talk for episode 1, where do we go from here?

#ahs13 #ahs

#AHS #AHS13 now clean his butthole?! Oh hell naw!! I’d resign !!!