Success is relative: It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.
-- T. S. Eliot, "The Family Reunion"
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Measure twice, cut once.
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Yow! I want my nose in lights!
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The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
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Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
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RHAPSODY in Glue!
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I never liked you, and I always will. -Samuel Goldwyn
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Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.
-- Albert Einstein
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't funny.
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Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-27.
(Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
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If we can ever make red tape nutritional, we can feed the world.
-- R. Schaeberle, "Management Accounting"
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When some people discover the truth, they just can't understand why
everybody isn't eager to hear it.
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It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out
next morning it was someone else.
-- Will Rogers
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How many weeks are there in a light year?
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Your love life will be... interesting.
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Harris's Lament:
All the good ones are taken.
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Will this never-ending series of PLEASURABLE EVENTS never cease?
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God helps them that help themselves.
-- Benjamin Franklin, "Poor Richard's Almanac"
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I think my career is ruined!
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A penny saved is a penny taxed.
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