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Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Blegggh hope everyone is having an amazing Soles Sunday 👣
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a mouse that loves music? A sound squeak-tor. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call an astronaut’s favorite chocolate? A Milky Way. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the tomato win the race? It was ahead by a slice. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer