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@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 8:05 PM

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can’t tuna fish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@willyyam.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 11, 2026, 8:01 PM

Why should't apiarists sell promotional stuff?

It'll bees merch their reputation!

#dadJokes

@groandeck.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 8:00 PM

What's a pirate's favorite vacation spot?

Arrr-uba!

https://groandeck.com/j/whats-a-pirates-favorite-vacation-spot

#dadjokes #humor

@punbattle.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 8:00 PM

No puns for Tipping last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: JUDGES
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 2:00 PM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #puns #Judges #careers #dadjokes #humor

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 7:49 PM

Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 7:38 PM

Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 7:28 PM

What did the computer do at lunchtime? It had a byte. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 7:17 PM

What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 7:05 PM

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@punbattle.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 7:00 PM

No puns for Apostrophes + Knuckles last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: TIPPING
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 1:00 PM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #wordplay #Tipping #careers #dadjokes #pun

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 6:52 PM

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 6:43 PM

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 6:33 PM

What’s a horse’s favorite sport? Stable tennis. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 6:22 PM

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 6:10 PM

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 6:02 PM

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 5:47 PM

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 5:37 PM

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 5:27 PM

What’s a frog’s favorite drink? Croak-a-Cola. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 5:16 PM

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer