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@brownoliva.bsky.socialWhat's harder: killing a character or cutting a scene you really love?
@sylvia-rose-books.bsky.social🥴 You know who you are.
#writers #writerhumor #writinghumor #writergifts #beerglass #writerjokes #writingcommunity #authors #authorgifts
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@susannaauthor.bsky.socialA writer I know was complaining recently about his writing process.
"The first draft is writing the story," he said.
"The second draft is fixing the story."
"The third draft is fixing what I fixed in the second draft." [1/2]
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@brownoliva.bsky.socialEvery author has a character they would absolutely defend in court.
#Authors #WritingHumor
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I correct autocorrect more than it corrects me at this point.
@sultryverse.comThis indie author is apparently too tall to make it to the Booker short list.
@beverlylanderson.bsky.social@susannaauthor.bsky.socialWriters can be pretty funny. Or maybe just sad. Some days I can't decide which.
Which one do you think this joke is?
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@brownoliva.bsky.socialYour character isn't real.
You know that.
I know that.
But somehow they still have an attitude.
@thewritegirl.bsky.socialIf only querying was this easy 🤣
