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The Secret to Success: Master Walking on Eggshells While Speaking Corporate Jargon

Your boss wants you to be a self-starter who never makes decisions, innovative by repeating 2019 policy in new words, and comfortable existing in…

Culture fit was essential.
So was your replacement.
Retention remains a priority until replacement becomes more convenient.

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The problem was identified.
Solving it was out of scope.
Please document the problem thoroughly enough that nobody has to fix it.

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Excellence was appreciated.
Predictability got promoted.
Please exceed expectations without deviating from them.

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Creativity was welcome.
Pending committee review.
Innovation is currently awaiting approval from Innovation.

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Leadership was encouraged.
Following it was mandatory.
Independent thought remains available with prior management approval.

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The dashboard was green.
Everything else was on fire.
The problem still exists, but the presentation has been updated.

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Compensation was limited.
Character building was unlimited.

Some experiences are priceless. Conveniently, so is your labor.

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