Now the laws of reason
That served us for so long
Can be cast aside
The scientific studies
That show why we are wrong
Can be denied!
OranguDon
King of the con
We trample on God's truth 3/3

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Donny Doodle went to war
And lost the Strait of Hormuz
Now he just pretends he won
'Cause in his mind he can't lose 17/18

[Chorus 3] 18/18

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Donny Doodle became prez
With gaslight help from Putin
Then he called his wealthy pals
And said it's time for lootin' 7/18

[Chorus 2]
: Donny Doodle make stuff up
: Donny Doodle Dodgy
: Screw the public every day
: And lie to everybody 8/18

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Chorus 1]
: Donny Doodle keep it up
: Donny Doodle Dandy
: Cheat the suckers every day
: And with the girls be handsy 2/18

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Outro]
Donny! We wish we'd never seen your face
Maybe people will forget, one of these days
Ooh! Doh! 13/13

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[Chorus 1]
Oh Donny, GOP can't suck up anymore
We're tired of being your drones
And we miss having our backbones 8/13

[Post-Chorus 3]
But with your cult, we couldn't leave you when you lied 9/13

[Guitar Solo]

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Donny J (Trump)
[Rod Stewart "Maggie May"]

[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1]
Wake up Donny, your demented bungling has us in a hole
It's late September and we're trailing badly in the polls
You know you keep us amused
But we feel we're being used 1/13

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Alive, alive though
Alive, alive though
We say, "He's a draft dodger, but he's alive though" 6/7

Alive, alive though
Alive, alive though
As a spineless draft dodger, Trump stayed alive though 7/7

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Alive, alive though
Alive, alive though
They said, "Be a draft dodger, and stay alive though" 4/7

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Alive, alive though
Alive, alive though
Some said, "He's a draft dodger, but he's alive though" 2/7

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Income taxes seem unfair
Rich folks pay too large a share
Sales taxes are the way
Tariffs make consumers pay 4/5

We Republicans love greed
We won't bite the hands that feed
Keep influence money dark
We will serve our oligarchs 5/5

Amen

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Tinkle Tinkle Billionaire (a GOP prayer) v1.8
[Twinkle Twinkle Little Star]

Tinkle, tinkle, billionaire
Trickle down what you can spare
Up above the common crowd
You're our golden shower cloud 1/5

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

You've got to bullshit to fool 'em
Stoke hate to fuel 'em
Pander to prejudice
Denounce everyone
But never mock the suckers
While they're lappin' up your bullshit
There'll be time enough for mockin'
When the stealin's done 7/7

[chorus 2x more if desired]

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

You've got to bullshit to fool 'em
Stoke hate to fuel 'em
Pander to prejudice
Denounce everyone
But never mock the suckers
While they're lappin' up your bullshit
There'll be time enough for mockin'
When the stealin's done 4/7

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

In conspiracy MAGAland
Stephen Miller is idolized
But there's danger in make-believe
When fools believe cult lies 4/5

Miller's fascist, that's undisguised
Trump swallows his sick advice
Then fools believe their lies 5/5

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Stephen Miller's an Angry Ghoul v1.2
["It’s Only a Paper Moon" Ella Fitzgerald and others]

Stephen Miller's an angry ghoul
Studies Goebbels to find advice
But there's danger in make-believe
When fools believe cult lies 1/5

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Three to five, yeah, they got you where they want you
You once had it made, and you think about that don't you
Life's a rich man's game for those who still can play it
But you knew the law, yet you just had to break it 8/8

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Trump 3 to 5 (years)
[Dolly Parton "9 to 5"]

[RIP: Dolly Parton -- Jan 19, 1946 to Aug 25, 2026]

[Sadly, justice for Trump now seems like sheer fantasy]
[But hope and work for free and fair elections in 2026]

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult 0/8

[Verse 6]
Trump won in '16 'cause of TV fools
Shortsighted voters wanted something new
But his COVID bungling was stupid and cruel
Those extra deaths gave the Democrats fuel 11/18

[Refrain]
Donny, Donny Cockup
HIs bungling cost us dear 12/18

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Verse 3]
Roy Cohn taught Donny how to lie and cheat
Be an attack dog or they'll know you're weak
Gaslight the suckers till your con's complete
And never back down or admit defeat 5/18

[Refrain]
Donny, Donny Cockup
The bullshit buccaneer 6/18

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult