Garlic Bread Temptation — A vampire eyes golden garlic bread on this Halloween tee for snack lovers with questionable judgment. Ships to US & Canada.

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One Little Bite — How much self-control should Halloween require of a vampire? Golden garlic bread within reach, one hand hovering, every sensible instinct outvoted by a snack. Even creatures of the night have a weakness for seconds.

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Quiet Fullness — On May 31, 2026, the year’s smallest full Moon was also May’s second—the calendar trick behind “Blue Moon.” It appeared about 5.5% smaller and 10.5% dimmer than average. Even fullness has a quieter register.

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Black Eye — M64’s bright spiral wears a dark dust bruise across its core—a Black Eye Galaxy tee for stargazers. Ships to US & Canada.

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Ship It Anyway — Warnings logged. Deadline logged. The decision breaks through anyway. A deadpan developer tee for the release-minded. Ships to US & Canada.

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Human In The Loop is a dark AI-era developer tee for the tired person still holding the approval clipboard. Ships to US & Canada.

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Moonrise Next Door — New neighbor. Full moon. Just wave. A werewolf Halloween tee for friendly neighborhood monsters. Ships to US & Canada.

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Borrowed Speed follows JUICE past Earth on its long road to Jupiter—a clean gravity-assist tee for stargazers who know planets can lend a hand. Ships to US & Canada.

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Load Bearing — There's a moment every codebase becomes historical preservation. The TODO says temporary, the owner moved teams, and the workaround now has dependents. Remove it if you enjoy incident archaeology.

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Select All Traffic Lights is a dark developer tee for the captcha square that might be pole, lens, or emotional damage. Ships to US & Canada.

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I Reviewed It — Four hundred AI-written lines, one confident scroll, zero follow-up questions. A developer-humor tee for seasoned reviewers. Ships to US & Canada.

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Red Beside Blue — The quietest color story: a Blue Moon stays its familiar yellow-white. On May 31, 2026, this one passed beside orange-red Antares, the bright heart of Scorpius. Blue by calendar, red by starlight.

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Confidently Wrong — A developer t-shirt for the AI answer delivered with perfect posture and sources made of air. Ships to US & Canada.

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Denied By Me — A developer t-shirt for the moment your own machine denies permission and, annoyingly, has a point. Ships to US & Canada.

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Night Bloom Nursery — Your plants are watching you back. A greenhouse Halloween tee for plant lovers. Ships to US & Canada.

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Retirement Plan — Nobody expected the patch to have a retirement plan. It shipped as a hotfix, survived two migrations, and now the diagram has a polite little box labeled 'do not touch.' Architecture, technically.

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Torifune Flyby — A spacecraft and a passing asteroid. A Hayabusa2 space tee for exploration enthusiasts. Ships to US & Canada.

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Works Until Demo — A developer t-shirt for code that behaves perfectly in private, then catches stage fright the second demo mode starts. Ships to US & Canada.

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Pale Blue Dot makes Earth almost disappear on a dark Voyager tee - three bands of sunlight, one pixel of home. Ships to US & Canada.

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Window Delivery — There’s a moment after midnight when a tap at the window sounds less like weather and more like delivery. A moon-marked moth waits on the latch. The little ghost in the glass is trying not to stare.

Holiday T-Shirts

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