Red: Wake up bestie new bottom surgery just dropped

#ShitAngelsSay #PorchSittin

Red: My heart wants to cuddle you but my body says "ew"

#ShitAngelsSay #QPRThings

Lellow: THAT'S THE TAX FOR FUCKING IN MY HOUSE

Red: But we haven't

Lellow: AYE BUT WHEN YOU DOOOO

#ShitAngelsSay #AyeAyeCaptain

Lellow: I shan't getting anything lost in my transverse colon.

Red: I have no immediate plans to be muppetering soon.

#ShitAngelsSay #PorchSittin #HagTime

Yellow: I just told Red I'm the Stede to her Black Beard
Pinque: I love gay people

#ShitAngelsSay #GrillButchBirthday

Red: the irony is that I do have an actual fish knife, I just left it at home.
[Pause] ... Actually, I probably wouldn't let you use it on fish. It's been used on Styrofoam.

#ShitAngelsSay #GrillButchBirthday

Lellow: even my weed is reading you for filth.

#ShitAngelsSay #SittingOnThePorch

Red: Man, salad bar salad gets soggy so fast
Pinque: Oh yeah, maybe because the veggies are kept seperate all day so when they touch-
*at the same time*
Pinque: Damp!!!
Red: They get so horny for each other.
Pinque: ... OK duality of man because I would've never said that.

#ShitAngelsSay

Pinque: Nyermp

#ShitAngelsSay #NoEyeblashesForLellow

Red: On one hand... On the second hand... On the third hand, which I think is a foot,

#ShitAngelsSay #Ifeellikea3leggedcreature #Notinafunway

Red: I'm raw dogging it with water that has glitter in it.

#ShitAngelsSay #NoDayCondom

Pinque: if I wanna see somebody balance things on their face, I'll go to the aquarium.

Red: 🙀

Pinque: I'll see somebody cuter do it!

#ShitAngelsSay #WeAreNotEasyToImpressIGuess

Lellow: he's the whore of Pittsburghalon!

Pinque: booooooo!!!

#ShitAngelsSay #YesThisIsAboutYou