Having a list that shows all the bad guys and only having to work a single night? I think Jane could get used to that!
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@sainiku.northsky.socialHaving a list that shows all the bad guys and only having to work a single night? I think Jane could get used to that!
@nailamoonsi.bsky.socialAntonio would take his job v seriously...!!
If only the sapphics are there to aid in this "take over for Santa episode"...well...they are named Layla, Alia, Khalida, Konna, Farrah, Yara, Hazan, Hazal, Jasmin, and...Maria and Eliza. 😆
Tono's extremely close friend Alejandro can be there.
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@lillostkitten.comWhat a WONDERFULLY SILLY question! Peyton has zero interest in being Santa. So let's give this question to Nick Sisco... who'd immediately ditch the naughty/nice list, making all gifts Fae contract-based instead! All mortal children should learn real early that nothing comes for free!
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@zprospero.bsky.socialYou get to find out in the sequel to "Hell Is Work" which is "Hail Santa"!
Virgil tries to figure out how to pay for it all. Lucifer is very disturbed by the economic unfairness. And Blake's the only one not having a breakdown.
@verosthewriter.bsky.social#Octember
Drohim: be judiciously fair in how gifts are provided
Seff: give the most gifts to poor people, be generous with coal and beatings to rich assholes
So, pretty much the same thing.
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@nightoffallengods.com#Octember
I think the gang would manage collectively becoming Santa Claus/Saving Christmas remarkably well.
Roderika has the Joy
Arlo has the gentleness and the laugh
Tala has the hard work
Henet’s got the magic to get it done
And Mary is the beacon of kindness (and the red nose in the cold)
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Vola would find logistical and whimsical amusement with it. Nat would immediately try to mod the suit out with spikes studs and zippers.
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@walkerharris.net#Octember 9: Becoming Santa Claus
Katie - Stressed about doing it wrong but friends would help
Kyle - "I have prepared my whole life for this."
Rachel - Organizational skills are perfect for it; would institute lore revisions
AJ - Start of story: disaster; End: he is his family's Santa Claus 🥰
@smoking-gnu.bsky.social#Octember D9
Well, first of, great surprise at Mr Clause for *being real*. Then calling for advice from roommate and people from the book on how to proceed (after realizing the importance of the event) and then knuckling down to do the thing, hoping no one notices Milly
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@aminaleeds.bsky.social#Octember 9. Character becomes Santa Claus
You've seen Violent Night, right? That's Aaron in a nutshell as Santa. After first being in disbelief, he'd just use it to settle some scores.
Tabby would laugh, jiggle the belly whimsically, then set off to give the world diabetes
@maximejaz.bsky.social#Octember
Nate has the body for it, so he'd probably do a good job, but as he's perpetually drenched in sadness and grief, he might need to hind behind his beard.
Eric would probably better be off as Krampus, with his devilish grin, but if he has to be Santa, he'd be a very eloquent one.
@lockheartfiction.bsky.socialKellem would take this job very seriously. It would be stressful hours of finding "the right thing". He is a softy for kids and would get them crazy things. A kid would ask for a space ship and damn if they didn't have a Saturn V in their yard come morning.
He's also a necromancer...
#Octember
@scarletvmitchell.bsky.socialJack- Um... well... oh that bumps up against his reality a little. He has worn the beard on occasion. Skinny Clause, but Clause nonetheless. The suit makes the fae.
He played his role exactly as required.
Charlie- Assuming we ignore the "fuck no, this isnt even real" part, she...
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@woodenvelt.bsky.socialWren would be pretty good at this! She is already quite skilled at breaking into homes and spying on people. She loves making lists! The part where you leave things instead of taking them might trip her up a bit, but I'm sure Spencer could keep her on mission.
@jmweaverauthor.bsky.socialHailey as Santa would be very unhinged. I don't anticipate it going well for anybody. She'd totally peek at everyone's gifts. She's a natural klutz so she's gonna bang into stuff after she yeets herself into chimneys. Her sleigh could be pulled by her Chimera, though. That'd be cool!
@elwolfsblood.bsky.social#Octember 9!
Lunaris is small, neat and quick
Down the chimney? Easy trick.
Assuming Santa has some sort of magic?
Walking from house to house is just tragic.
Lunaris zaps from roof to roof
The reindeer jangling bell and hoof.
A toy for each child,
Whether soft or wild.
@pjccahill.bsky.socialTaegen: oh stars, no. She'd be miserable and terrified.
Kyoka: she'd be very confused, but has enough magic to pull it off.
Rieka: would have a panic attack and pass out.
Dominika: may as well be the Grinch. What have you done?
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#Octember
@nikibond.bsky.socialEmily would be fine with it~ She'd like just making kids happy :D Maybe she could even get a cute Christmas-themed outfit~