His dating profile is almost completely empty, except for a few hints (read: improbable claims) regarding his knob size, and yet somehow it’s my fault I’m not interested. Dude’s nearly 50, ffs
#Nope
@ivegotamuon.bsky.social
@ivegotamuon.bsky.socialHis dating profile is almost completely empty, except for a few hints (read: improbable claims) regarding his knob size, and yet somehow it’s my fault I’m not interested. Dude’s nearly 50, ffs
#Nope
@ivegotamuon.bsky.socialTo his credit, he went on after this to admit that he was, in fact, a “bit of a idiot, lol x”. I politely suggested he could work on that for next time, but I’m done messing with him now. There’s a cat standing on my tum-tum and I’ve got some really good Italian coffee in the kitchen.
#Nope
@ivegotamuon.bsky.social54 years old and he woke up at 5am to say this to a complete stranger. I hope his morning piss made him equally uncomfortable
#Nope
@davidsreynolds.bsky.social
@ivegotamuon.bsky.socialImagine thinking this is a good starter. I am heartily unimpressed by such callow sticky youths, and I despair at the thought that anyone might be.
Also: Men, a woman’s mere presence on a dating app is NOT CONSENT to receiving whatever marsh-gas bubbles up out of that bog of a brain. Can it.
#Nope
![Opening message from a clueless 25-year-old man on a dating app, followed by my response, after which I blocked him, because I don’t need to let him whine about it:
Him: Heyhey [smiley face emoji] saw your pics and figured they are pretty hot and wanted to ask if you’d like the idea of me stroking it to your photos and then busting a fat nut.
Me: Run along, little boy, and keep your tawdry fantasies to yourself](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:yf5s6xrg234lut3jpxc4wsy4/bafkreid5quambmxwkytuqktk2edg2osgclciebc3wcsblanrxkmjin4qg4@jpeg)
@jasonroygaston.bsky.social
@kei9lemon5.bsky.social
@diaspora2022.bsky.socialWhile I DO very much appreciate you sharing gift link(s)…
The RWNJ entity that is bezopo REQUIRES people to ‘give jeffi all their deets’ SIMPLY to READ a gifted article.
No way, no how.
#nope
@aaronboye.bsky.social
@aoshiba-mein.bsky.socialprtimes.jp/main/html/rd...
ペットボトルのやつ美味しくないから
NOPEの缶500とか750とか作って欲しいんだが…
#ギルティ炭酸 #ギルティ炭酸NOPE
#NOPE #MEGANOPE #SUNTORY
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@crlin64.bsky.social방금 전에, 세븐일레븐에 가서 산토리 NOPE 길티 탄산 한 병 사서 마셔봤는데, 열대과일향이 정말 좋습니다!!
#NOPE #ノープ #NopeGuiltyTansan #SUNTORY #サントリー
@mrbunnyulamakins.bsky.socialPowerful Fuego Volcano Erupts During Tourist Hike - YouTube youtube.com/shorts/6C7O8...
@milesfarmer.bsky.socialPractically all of my neighbors have had theirs done in the last 3 weeks. I asked for two quotes the first one was $1000 the second was $750 #nope
@siliconwolf.bsky.socialI like the bottom of a cupcake a lot, as much as the top. Don't judge me. #NoContext #Nope #None #StillNoContext
@mamadoubleyoo.bsky.socialCc @mark-carney.bsky.social
Canada ( #Canadian provinces) absolutely MUST refrain from doing *ANY* business with Peter Their's company Palantir.
Full STOP. 🛑
#ReadTheRoom
#NO. 🚫 #Palantir
#NOPE. #PeterThiel #BROligarchy #CdnPoli #Canada
#CanadaSky #ONPoli
@mountainwitch.bsky.social