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@no-10-north.ukSep 14, 2026, 1:09 PM

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The Office has examined reports that cats are being allocated to households without procurement, application, or visible authority.

#CDS
#No10North #No10Keith

Keith, a long-haired ginger Persian cat with a stern expression and tiny pink blep, sits in a leather chair at a dark wooden government desk in No 10 North. One furry paw rests beside an open red ministerial despatch box as he examines a document stamped β€œSECRET”. At the far-right doorway, the tip of a black cat’s tail, Marlowe’s only visible trace, is disappearing from view.
@no-10-north.ukSep 13, 2026, 5:34 AM

Reports suggest No 10 North may acquire a cat, with GCHQ consent.

The Office notes that the post is occupied.

β€œGary” and β€œBarry” may be retained as consultants, subject to competence and conflicts checks.

The Blep of Office is already allocated.

www.thesun.co.uk/news/4035949...

#No10North

@co-answers.bsky.socialSep 8, 2026, 5:10 PM

A question on #CabinetOffice #No10North tabled by Mike Wood on 03-09-2026 has been answered by Mark Ferguson. https://questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questions/detail/2026-09-03/26935

@hmt-answers.bsky.socialSep 7, 2026, 1:30 PM

A question on #No10North #LondonAllowance tabled by Mike Wood on 28-08-2026 has been answered by Dan Tomlinson. https://questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questions/detail/2026-08-28/20927

@no-10-north.ukSep 5, 2026, 8:43 AM

10/10

The Office alleges no conspiracy.

It identifies an ungoverned attack surface with chicken.

Mousers must report unexplained catering, duplicate bedding, unsolicited grooming or foreign interest in the Machinery of Feline Government.

#Caturday #No10Keith #No10North
@unroll.skywriter.blue

@no-10-north.ukSep 5, 2026, 7:50 AM

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Government may set priorities within finite resources.

It may not describe the input as β€œtraining cuts”, the output as β€œreadiness”, and the difference as an efficiency.

An army is not made ready by saying readiness often enough.

#Defence #UKArmy #No10Keith #No10North
@unroll.skywriter.blue

@co-answers.bsky.socialSep 3, 2026, 2:10 PM

A question on #No10North #Buildings tabled by Lord Gilbert of Panteg on 23-07-2026 has been answered by Baroness Twycross. https://questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questions/detail/2026-07-23/HL2689

@co-answers.bsky.socialSep 3, 2026, 2:10 PM

A question on #No10North #EconomicGrowth tabled by Lord Gascoigne on 23-07-2026 has been answered by Baroness Twycross. https://questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questions/detail/2026-07-23/HL2683

@co-answers.bsky.socialSep 3, 2026, 2:10 PM

A question on #No10North tabled by Lord Gascoigne on 23-07-2026 has been answered by Baroness Twycross. https://questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questions/detail/2026-07-23/HL2684