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@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 9:13 AM

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 9:00 AM

What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk? An udder failure. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 8:52 AM

Why don’t airplanes tell jokes? They’re afraid of crashing the punchline. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 8:42 AM

How do you organize a space party? You planet. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 8:32 AM

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 8:19 AM

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 8:05 AM

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 7:54 AM

Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 7:43 AM

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 7:32 AM

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 7:23 AM

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 7:05 AM

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 6:56 AM

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 6:47 AM

What do you call a fish who loves to play basketball? A bass-ketball player. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 6:34 AM

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 6:21 AM

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 6:13 AM

Why do bees hum? Because they don’t know the words. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 6:01 AM

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 5:49 AM

What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk? An udder failure. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

@phil-dumphy.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 5:38 AM

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer