Some days, your tank is empty. Other days, you're tanked. Here's design in my store @TeePublic - Cheers!
#Martini #MartiniPowered #Cocktail #Drinking #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3563...

I don't like politics. Unless it's satire & it's on a shirt. Here's a tee in my store @eBay - This crocodile looks familiar. Hmmm...
#FunnyCrocodile #PoliticalSatire #Nixon #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29873552...

Happy National Chocolate Covered Pretzel Day!!! If you eat too many chocolate covered pretzels on Halloween, do you know what happens the next day? November thirst...
#ChocolateCoveredPretzelDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up the confusing words of Steven Wright...
#StevenWright #KennyTheBartenderTees

This would make a great gift for Kenny G. Here's a shirt from my store @eBay - What do you call someone that plays Tenor and Alto saxophone? Bi-saxual...
#Sax #FunnySaxophone #MusicianHumor #Saxy #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29740903...

Happy National Fruit At Work Day!!! I can’t believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit. I am peach-less...
#FruitAtWorkDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some honest words from Bob Dylan...
#BobDylan #KennyTheBartenderTees

Happy National Get Funky Day!!! Here's a design in my store @TeePublic - Woof!
#Funky #Dachshund #DogMom #DogDad #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8073...

Basketball & donuts. Trust me on this one. Here's a shirt in my store @eBay - Traveling is allowed when you're picking up a dozen...
#Basketball #NBA #DonutLover #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29804521...

Happy National Get Funky Day!!! North Koreans don't listen to funk - because they have no 'Seoul'...
#NationalGetFunkyDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up the wise words of David Letterman...
#DavidLetterman #KennyTheBartenderTees

I've been reading a lot about the "Kelvin Wave" that's hitting California. I prefer syrup surfing...Here's design from my store @TeePublic - Surf's up and it's delish!
#Surfing #Syrup #Waffles #Breakfast #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9826...

There's nothing like October baseball, especially when you have generic baseball shirts that can't be taken down by the suits at corporate! Play ball!!!
#Baseball #BaseballPlayoffs #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29806020...

Happy National Cinnamon Bun Day!!! What does an English teacher eat for breakfast? 'Synonym' buns...
#CinnamonBunDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up the comforting words of John Lennon...
#JohnLennon #KennyTheBartenderTees

Have you heard that Mariah Carey Christmas song yet? Here's a shirt in my store @TeePublic - Humbug!
#GingerbreadCookie #FunnyChristmas #FunnyGingerbread #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9960...

2000 cans. 2000 is also his resting heart rate...
#KennyTheBartenderTees
www.upi.com/Odd_News/202...

Spelling is important. Especially in the desert, while looking for dessert. Here's a shirt in my store @eBay !!!
#Desert #Dessert #FunnyCactus #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29872444...

Happy National Techies Day!!! Jokes about tech support really turn me off. And then back on...
#NationalTechiesDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up the fashionable words of Freddie Mercury...
#FreddieMercury #KennyTheBartenderTees