The cobbler didn't like working late shifts because it was soul destroying work and he felt like a heel. #JokeOfTheDay

The cobbler didn't like working late shifts because it was soul destroying work and he felt like a heel. #JokeOfTheDay

A Hot #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy #fun

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

The holiday park fire was in tents. #JokeOfTheDay

The holiday park fire was in tents. #JokeOfTheDay

Cmq quelli che votano la destra sono persone normalissime, con un nome e c*glione come tutti gli altri.
#pun #jokeoftheday #rightwing #voter #normal #people

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The first rule of the Thesaurus Club is that you do not talk, whisper, chatter, babble, prattle, or otherwise speak about the Thesaurus Club!

I hired a handyman to build a bookshelf, but he had no shelf-control. #JokeOfTheDay

I hired a handyman to build a bookshelf, but he had no shelf-control. #JokeOfTheDay

A Hydrating #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy

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Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

I entered a caption competition last week.

First prize was a weekend in Skegness.

Second prize was two weekends in Skegness. 💀🏖️

#Comedy #Humour #Skegness #BritishHumour #JokeOfTheDay

The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral. #JokeOfTheDay

The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral. #JokeOfTheDay

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Q: What does the “B” in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?
A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

A Ribbiting #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy

I thought about opening a store for left-handed people, but it didn't feel right. #JokeOfTheDay

I thought about opening a store for left-handed people, but it didn't feel right. #JokeOfTheDay

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Green Day just hit the snooze button.
Wake them up when October ends.