This is what happens when you take an interesting premise and then botch every aspect of the film in the process of making it. #jackmeatsflix
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@jackmeat.comThis is what happens when you take an interesting premise and then botch every aspect of the film in the process of making it. #jackmeatsflix
@jackmeat.comExit 8 takes a simple game about spotting weird shit in a hallway and somehow turns it into surprisingly creepy entertainment. #jackmeatsflix
@jackmeat.comAimee: The Visitor had a pretty cool killer-AI setup, then apparently ran out of ideas right when things were getting interesting. #jackmeatsflix
@jackmeat.comThe End of Oak Street feels like The Twilight Zone got turned into an '80s adventure movie, and then somebody yelled, more dinosaurs. #jackmeatsflix
@jackmeat.comA bunch of stoners accidentally murder someone, then decide the obvious solution is to keep smokin' and eat him. Makes perfect sense.#jackmeatsflix
@jackmeat.comLion Fist basically threw every martial arts movie cliché into a blender, added glam rock, and forgot to make the movie good. #jackmeatsflix
@jackmeat.comGod of This Age is Black Mirror, written by a youth pastor who thinks phones are tools of Satan. Minus ANYTHING entertaining. #jackmeatsflix
@jackmeat.comThe Shudder logo appeared, and I thought, “Could go either way.” Turns out Parasomnia went halfway, then stopped for exposition. #jackmeatsflix
@jackmeat.comA stranded filmmaker gets taken in by a religious nut who wants to turn him into a god. Should go well. #jackmeatsflix
@jackmeat.comKnightfall is a spy thriller where everyone is very serious, it's almost always dark, and the same song works for every attack. #jackmeatsflix
@jackmeat.comIs Slotherhouse a good movie? Not really. Did I have fun watching a sloth murder sorority girls? Absolutely! #jackmeatsflix
@jackmeat.comThe Runner is basically Speed without the bus, Run Lola Run without the excitement, and Gal Gadot in running pants. #jackmeatsflix
@jackmeat.comYou know you’re watching a slasher flick when the smartest survival strategy is inviting more people into the woods. #jackmeatsflix
@jackmeat.comI’m sure Just Play Dead sounded brilliant in the pitch meeting. Then they forgot to make the movie as good as the pitch. #jackmeatsflix
@jackmeat.comI love a snowy apocalypse, but this spends so much time in the fog I wondered if the budget was hiding in there. #jackmeatsflix
@jackmeat.comA beach house, some cupcakes, and a pissed-off cousin are all you need for 90 minutes of bloody 80s chaos. #jackmeatsflix
@jackmeat.comMotor City is basically a dialogue-free revenge movie where the music does the talking and Alan Ritchson does the punching. #jackmeatsflix
@jackmeat.comThe Whisper Man has a great cast, decent camerawork, and plenty of creepy potential, but somehow I ended up only mildly entertained. #jackmeatsflix