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@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 30, 2026, 11:47 AM

This is a curious development re the recent incident in #Fairford. I think someone in the press should ask #IlDouche about it as he undoubtedly knows more of the incident that anyone else in the universe.

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 30, 2026, 10:37 AM

In case you'd forgotten that the current occupant of the White House is a sexual predator here's news that #IlDouche has given up fighting it.

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 30, 2026, 8:53 AM

Just a reminder that #IlDouche's ever more right wing #SCOTUS cannot be relied on to defend the Constitution, the rule of law, or human rights. These removals to third party countries without any due process or oversight are not deportations they are #ExtraordinaryRenditions.

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 29, 2026, 5:08 PM

I am going to make a serious effort to track and report on all of what I consider to be #IlDouche's #ImpeachableOffences between now and election day. In aid thereof here's number 1 (of very many).

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 29, 2026, 11:58 AM

A gentle correction to #IlDouche: the Republicans "don't have any income" from tariffs either. Any income, via taxes paid by the American people, belongs to all of the American people irrespective of political affiliation, ethnicity, gender, religion or handedness. Got it motherfucker?

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 27, 2026, 8:06 PM

Has #IlDouche banned this yet?

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 25, 2026, 12:15 PM

I think this is a suitable destiny for all of #IlDouche's golf courses. Let's start off with Doral, shall we?

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 25, 2026, 11:41 AM

Reports that #IlDouche plans to tell Xi "we're sorry that we haven't removed all of the evidence of brown, red, and yellow people from the Archives yet - we expect to finish that right after the election" cannot be confirmed at this time.

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 25, 2026, 9:29 AM

"We have no such wonders in my country" said Xi to #IlDouche whilst simultaneously thinking "this fucker's a complete eejit - do I really have to say for dinner - he's probably going to serve KFC anyway".

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 12:16 PM

I don't think #IlDouche's wincing was from the noise. I think it was acute physical pain in either his lower back or neck from turning and looking up. He's aging rapidly and falling apart before our eyes.

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 9:12 AM

Well good news for #IlDouche. He will be able to abuse his favourite bullying target, female of course, Kailan Collins, in the Oval Office tomorrow.

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 6:44 PM

I'd like to highlight a particular phrase from #IlDouche's UN speech. "The use of the word artificial makes intelligence fake, it makes it sound fake." He's very nearly right (albeit for all the wrong reasons). To use the word 'intelligence' to describe LLMs is a lie; there is no intelligence.

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 11:48 AM

It is difficult to imagine someone who has been through what Ms Carlson has been through could still be this naïve but that is where we are. They haven't stood up to #IlDouche for years. Why now? I would suspect that their primary concern for their livelihoods is driving their collective cowardice.

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 11:38 AM

This little snippet from the PM's speech to the UNGA is both a tiny bit of hope as well as a demonstration of the chasm between the leadership of the US and the UK and to be frank their people. Is there any doubt that #IlDouche would refer to the British workers as 'suckers'?

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 9:43 AM

#IlDouche is turning into a full blown commie bastard, isn't he?

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 9:33 AM

I propose that #IlDouche has not gone far enough, especially given his love for superlatives. I propose we rename AI not to 'Super Intelligence' but rather "Super Tremendous Intelligence", or #STI for short. He ought to be comfortable with that.

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 12:53 AM

I'd call #IlDouche a moron but that's unfair to morons everywhere.

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 22, 2026, 12:32 PM

Well done. Let's hope they hold their ground. #IlDouche will hate the silence.

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 21, 2026, 7:46 PM

FAO #IlDouche: I have long had "living long enough to see Mar-a-Lago swallowed by the sea" on my bucket list. I know that I will probably not live to see and, unfortunately, neither will you. The #ClimateCrisis is real. Thanks to your superhuman efforts we probably have no chance of avoiding it.

@blooms-ghost.bsky.socialSep 21, 2026, 7:33 PM

Apparently #IlDouche did something today, not covered by WH Press Pool who have downed tools, but which somehow leaked into my timeline. Fuck him.

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