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@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:59 AM

Thank god - Klaus Naomi's shooting a video right next door! Klaus! KLAUS!

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@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:57 AM

"Tain't blood. It's poop!"

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@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:56 AM

TICK TOCK KNOCK KNOCK TIME TO GET AXE MUR-DERED

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@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:55 AM

This is absolutely the dumbest plan I've ever heard. I have literally come up with better plans while hallucinating and sedated. Honestly, team, this is the best you can do? You guys wouldn't last 10 minutes in Scooby Doo.

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@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:53 AM

"I don't think anything" "Yeah, we can tell."

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@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:53 AM

"Now, none of you have any motive, and none of you know each other...
... but I *did* actually select you all on the basis that you're homicidal rapists, so I guess we can't rule any of you out."

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@trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:51 AM

He ain't afraid of no ghost.

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@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:50 AM

But I am afraid of these fire code violations. Jesus christ, who permitted this monstrosity?!

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@mmezabet.craftgoblin.club.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:49 AM

Yeah, you beatnik! NO MORE SPOOK TALK!

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@trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:49 AM

She should just sloooowly raise her hand and give him the middle finger.

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@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:49 AM

"So clearly still breathing."

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@joewynne.mstdn.plus.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:48 AM

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@trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:47 AM

RIP my new favorite predatory lesbian

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@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:44 AM

Pritchard seems very confident in his ability to stab ghosts with a giant knife for someone who pooh-poohed guns.

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@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:43 AM

Heading out already?

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@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:40 AM

SEDAGIVE?!

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@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:40 AM

"I agree with Pritchard on that point, although not for the same reason.
He knows he'll just have it taken off of him by Sam Spade, that's why he's drinking like a fish.
I think they're useless because they're all props for this silly party."

#Monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:39 AM

Someone should get our hosts a variety show. Everyone would watch just for the hatefest.

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@trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:38 AM

So much for his rental deposit.

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@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy Oct 5, 2026, 1:38 AM

Oh, we're already at the Bill Burroughs stage of this party? Just in time for Reel 3?

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