Taxpayers get threats described as "contribution".

Benefit recipients get to wonder what's in the stocking this year. 

Cannot wait for Budget Day...

#GrahamDavid #Satire #Comment #UKBudget #MansionTax #JohnHealey

Digital ID, filmed casually in a bar, sold to us as "just something to make life easier."

Here's how a policy nobody voted for keeps creeping forward anyway.

#GrahamDavid #Satire #Comment #DigitalID #AndyBurnham #UKPolitics

"We had no idea the accounts were this bad."

Heard that one before?

Burnham and Healey are running the exact same script Starmer and Reeves did, two years on.

#GrahamDavid #Satire #Comment #UKBudget #AndyBurnham #JohnHealey

"Labour is the party of working people."

Except when it's taxing the people who run 99.9% of British businesses, and calling it something else.

#GrahamDavid #Satire #Comment #EmployerNI #UKTax #SmallBusiness

Ever won a windfall and suddenly your old savings looked tiny?

That's exactly what happens to people who've never earned their own money before they're handed a government budget.

#GrahamDavid #Satire #Comment #UKPolitics #GovernmentSpending #PublicSector

Whatever you want out of life, more money, more time, better health, it takes relentless effort and most people won't ever notice.

Stop tearing down people who put in that effort. Go put in your own.

#GrahamDavid #Satire #Comment #UKPolitics #Envy #Ambition

The Lefties are furious that a rival party got a big donation.

Turns out "where's the money coming from" is only a question they ask about the other side.

#GrahamDavid #Satire #Comment #AngelaRayner #UKPolitics #NigelFarage

Same donations, different outrage.

Here's what the £72 million story is actually about.

#GrahamDavid #SatireAndComment #UKPolitics #ReformUK #PartyFunding #Labour #Conservatives #PoliticalHypocrisy

Meet the Lanyard Wankers.

The people whose entire job exists because you built something, and now they get to slow it down, tax it, and tell you no.

#GrahamDavid #Satire #Comment #PublicSector #Bureaucracy #UKPolitics

Labour has a new proposal...

... they will tax you based on how often you're getting it.

#GrahamDavid #Satire #Comment #UKTax #UKPolitics #MakingTaxDigital

Labour's new tourist tax.

No cap! Councils set it wherever they want.

Guess how long before "just 3%" becomes "just 10%."

#GrahamDavid #Satire #Comment #TouristTax #UKPolitics #UKTax

John Healey brushed off a serious question about Britain's third highest taxpayer leaving for Greece.

£330 million a year, walking out the door, and rubbishing a serious question was the best he had.

#GrahamDavid #Satire #Comment #JohnHealey #UKTax #UKPolitics

Everyone says the Labour front bench is bad.

Nobody's actually thought through what that means for the other 400 or so MPs behind them!

#GrahamDavid #Satire #Comment #UKPolitics #LabourParty #Westminster

Labour Chancellor John Healy claims the UK is "Turning a Corner".

How well does that claim match your reality?

#GrahamDavid #Satire #Comment #JohnHealey #UKEconomy #UKPolitics

Andrew Burnham's TikToks have a full-time crew of 13 people behind them, costing up to £1 million a year.

Money well spent?

#GrahamDavid #Satire #Comment #AndyBurnham #UKPolitics #TaxpayerMoney

Labour's fake solicitor (Johnathan Reynolds) gets asked how Labour will pay for it all.

Johnathan thinks you don't want the details.

#GrahamDavid #Satire #Comment #JonathanReynolds #UKPolitics #UKSpending

Burnham, Healey, Streeting, Powell, Haigh, Mahmood, Rayner.

7 people running the country.

I added up their entire working lives to find out how much of it was spent outside politics.

The answer is why nothing works.

#GrahamDavid #SatireAndComment #UKPolitics #AndyBurnham

Kemi Badenoch's first PMQs against Andy Burnham.

If you want to build the kind of confidence on camera it takes to hold a room like that, click the link in my bio to join the new free community.

#GrahamDavid #Satire #Comment #PMQs #AndyBurnham #KemiBadenoch