@pabloccollins.bsky.socialHaving polished off the contents of the punchbowl, Hubert stood sozzled again before Grace's parents.
Swaying and showing the whites of his flies, he struggled to make his request: 'Am..um..Amayshing Graysh..'
'After last night, the Unfinished Symphony would be more apt', thought Grace. #GirlsOwnCC
@grahambrack.bsky.social“Monsieur Poirot presents his compliments and says he can’t possibly reveal the murderer in a room with this wallpaper, so would you all shift to the conservatory and bring the lead piping.” #GirlsOwnCC
@jndcgnr.bsky.socialA grave error I think, inviting the new neighbour, D. Racula .. tis true, he has no reflection but his rendition of Chopin's Funeral March has bite!
That's what I'm afraid of exclaimed Gertrude #GirlsOwnCC
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@thecreamfacedloon.bsky.social‘The police are out front ladies. Better delete your socials!’ #GirlsOwnCC
@ian64.bsky.socialThe smoothness of the evening had come to a crude and improper halt. Susan's assured performance of a Bach etude was now ruined by Mr. Belvedere's unwanted accompaniment by the medium of farting.
@craftycow.bsky.social#GirlsOwnCc
They all stared in shock when Ernest requested they play "Smack my Bitch Up" on the Piano forte.
@grynneman.bsky.socialEsme and Mary were heartbroken as Mr Beard explained that only he and Mr Gibbons would be available to play "Sharp Dressed Man" at the event this evening, as Mr Hill was still on the transatlantic steamer from America.
#GirlsOwnCC
@phlogginganorse.bsky.social"why is that out this time, Howard?"
*shrugs*
"I forgot me flute."
@spacexecadet.bsky.socialThe mirror indicated that there were a minimum of two vampires at the rendition.
@spannergeek.bsky.socialMost excellent news. I have managed to procure a support spot for you on the latest Mr. Edward Sheeran's musical whimsy tour.
Soon enough the world will know of the most splendid spoken word and music stylings of Palestinians With Attitude.
@hangerupper.bsky.social"Help yourselves to trifle," announced Edward, "but please keep away from naked flames, as Cook tends to be a little over zealous with the sherry."
@jlbmcgrath.bsky.socialMr Blenkinsop! When you said you wanted to show the musical society your organ, that is not what we thought you meant! #GirlsOwnCC
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@pierscooper.bsky.social“Mr Hampton! No, I have never heard of ‘Smack my bitch up’!” #GirlsOwnCC
@ancientnmodern.bsky.socialHaving failed as an illustrator for Girls Own Paper as a result of finding feet difficult, Titus Montgomery was invited in to some of the finest homes in England to demonstrate his patented piano pedal shoes. The Wheel of Fortune turns.
@maggie23.bsky.social“Daphne” George announced pompously “I regret to announce our engagement is at an end. Any young lady who plays tunes associated with that disreputable abomination of dances, the waltz, is simply not equipped to be the next Mrs Smyth-Parkinson”
#GirlsOwnCC