Hannah’s skincare PSA turns into Paige potentially naming a future child “Tret” after tretinoin. Somewhere between de-influencing moisturizer and discussing eye masks, they accidentally opened a baby-name consultancy. #GigglySquad

Hannah discovers cat colonies and immediately decides they’re basically girls supporting girls. Then she learns about cat reproduction and TNR, and the wholesome feline sisterhood takes a VERY unexpected turn. #GigglySquad

A fake NFL player allegedly scamming women has Hannah and Paige asking one crucial question: Google is FREE. Hannah can find a man’s distant relatives before brunch, but somehow nobody checked the 49ers roster? #GigglySquad

Paige’s dress rips on the way to give a speech in front of Queen Latifah while she’s also trying to decode a politician-style teleprompter. The gigglers asked for glamour. Paige delivered workplace adversity. #GigglySquad

Paige has entered her crockpot era and is defending Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits with her LIFE. She made all eight and ate all eight because pretending leftovers were happening would’ve been dishonest. #GigglySquad

Hannah and Des confidently open the wrong car and find a man smoking weed inside. Paige is horrified, Hannah is done for the day, and somewhere that poor man is still wondering why two strangers asked if he was their Uber. #GigglySquad

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Italian seasoning, disastrous nails, mafia bosses, microplastics, and melatonin all make one episode. No theme, no boundaries, just two women following every thought until someone stops them. #GigglySquad

Melatonin gets the Giggly Squad treatment as Paige and Hannah talk sleep and the things we take hoping our brains will simply agree to shut down for eight hours. A beautiful dream. #GigglySquad

Microplastics enter the conversation, giving the girls another completely unavoidable thing to worry about. Existing peacefully was fun while it lasted. #GigglySquad

Paige and Hannah somehow end up discussing mafia bosses, because Giggly Squad can travel from beauty problems to organized crime without one single transition. Journalism is alive and well. #GigglySquad

Hannah’s nails almost ruined a photoshoot, because nothing creates an emergency quite like realizing your manicure is about to be professionally documented forever. #GigglySquad

Paige says Italian seasoning somehow cured her health problems. Forget the wellness retreat, apparently the road to recovery was sitting between the garlic powder and oregano. #GigglySquad

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Paige has a new best friend, Hannah refuses to HYROX and camel toes somehow enter the conversation. Just another normal day at the Giggly Squad offices, where absolutely nobody can be managed. #GigglySquad

Hot dogs, HYROX and camel toes all made the SAME episode. There may not be another podcast capable of making that lineup sound completely normal, but the Gigglers understand the assignment. #GigglySquad

Hot dogs made the official episode title, proving once again that Hannah and Paige can turn the most random everyday topic into something worthy of a full Giggly Squad investigation. #GigglySquad

First Tough Mudder, now HYROX. Giggly Squad keeps accidentally becoming a sports podcast while Hannah keeps discovering increasingly intense athletic activities she would prefer to discuss rather than actually do. #GigglySquad

Hannah has drawn one very clear athletic boundary: she is NEVER doing a HYROX. The Giggly Squad sports podcast era continues, but apparently even fake ESPN commentators have limits. #GigglySquad

Paige officially has a NEW best friend. At this point, the Giggly Squad friendship hierarchy needs an org chart because the title of “best friend” continues to have a very competitive application process. #GigglySquad