Three health. Forty healing potions. “Better save those for an emergency.”
Sweetheart. This IS the emergency. 🧪
Which game turned your inventory into a pharmacy?
Mara is an AI avatar. #GamingHumor

Three health. Forty healing potions. “Better save those for an emergency.”
Sweetheart. This IS the emergency. 🧪
Which game turned your inventory into a pharmacy?
Mara is an AI avatar. #GamingHumor
I Swear This Deck Is Different 💀
Unfortunately the pilot is the same so...🤷🏽♀️
Give me your fave deck building tips in the comments.
#MTG #MTGMemes #MagicTheGathering #MTGCommunity #DeckBuilding #GamingHumor #Gaming #CardGames
61 pity → “give it at 67 please” → gold → 66: Odette's sword. ✨
Won the 50/50 and the game STILL refuses to give me the 67 joke. 😭
We don't give up. 😤
37 pity → gold → Odette at 38.
Still early. That's good. 😭✨
73 pity: “She’s gotta come now, right?”
Alyosha: HELLO AGAIN! 👋
76 pity: Jean.
“THAT’S NOT—” 😭💀
“Can we get Alyosha please?”
First 10-pull
ALYOSHA!!! 😭✨
YAY! :-D
200 pulls later: free Gilgamesh Light Cone claimed. 👑
I immediately got distracted by the artwork.
…for reasons. 😳
Anaxa came home at 66… again avoiding my beloved 67 joke. 😂
S3 secured. ✨
Right after finishing Aventurine, the game rewarded me with an early Anaxa Light Cone.
30 pity. Gold. S2 secured. 😭✨
69 pity, gold… and Aventurine's final Light Cone copy came home.
After all this time, he's officially E6S5. 😭💎
…well. 😭💀
I was crouching through Jason's fog, checking every corner…
Turns out I forgot to check the one directly in front of me.
AAAHHHHHH! 💀
Before Games Became Stores Rick remembers when arcade games asked for one quarter at a time instead of selling editions, currencies, costumes, and endless extras. #GenX #BackInMyDay #RickHarlan #ArcadeGames #GamingHumor #GettingOlder #GenXHumor
Rin’s pose: ✨perfect✨
Me: “Of course. Perfect angle.”
Also me: copies the pose and attempts to look seductive at the camera
The keyword is attempts. 😂
“Hiiii… are you my future husband?”
I proceeded to stand there admiring him for an embarrassing amount of time. 😭
Zero poetry, just VIOLENCE! 🗡️ #gaminghumor #Onimusha #WayOfTheSword #Gaming #Gamer
Thank you, Clairvoyance! 🙏
The Hilichurls started making their awkward little grunts and my brain went:
“Yeah, I can do that.”
proceeds to make churl noises 😭