FUNERALS! WHEN THE FUN IS DONE!
A hilarious poem that gleefully puts the FUN back in funerals! You'll laugh till you die!
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FUNERALS! WHEN THE FUN IS DONE!
A hilarious poem that gleefully puts the FUN back in funerals! You'll laugh till you die!
FREE to read at: humormc.com/2025/12/15/f...
#humor #poem #poetry #funnypoetry #writing #rhymes #funny #comedy
STRAIGHT TO HELL! FAREWELL!
This is a lighthearted (devil-may-care!) poem about being condemned to the fiery depths of hell for all eternity!
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“Your hilarious poems gave me the best laugh I’ve had in a long time!!! I’m going to share them! Thank you!”
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CELEBRATE THE PERFECT MATE!
A funny poem about a couple who can’t stand each other but renew their wedding vows anyway!
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HOOTERVILLE IS SUCH A THRILL!
This is a ridiculously immature but hilarious poem about augmenting a particular part of the female anatomy!
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“I cannot believe how funny your poems are!!! I laughed so hard I peed!!! I swear to God!!!
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PITY THE POOR KITTY!
Our cat got sick with an infection that required us to shave the kitty’s backside! The grisly details are in this hilarious poem.
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NO FUSSIN, NO CUSSIN!
A funny poem about what causes us to swear with unbridled enthusiasm and gusto!
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@kennnesbitt.bsky.socialFrom the Funny Files: "Swinging from the Lights" from the book "Revenge of the Lunch Ladies" poetry4kids.com/poems/swingi... #childrenspoetry #funnypoetry #poetry4kids
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“Brilliant, entertaining poems!!! They are hilarious!! What a treat!! Thanks for the laughs!!”
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A HOUSE MOUSE PAJAMA DRAMA!
We recently had a mouse in our home, and it managed to run up my wife’s pajama pant leg! That inspired this hilarious poem.
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GOLLY GEE! WHAT DID GRANNY SEE?
Here is a funny poem about an innocent grandmother accidentally coming across adult content online!
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Reader comment:
“Michael, you’ve got to submit your hilarious poems to a book publisher!!! They are truly entertaining and delightful!”
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OUR PET AND THE VET!
This hilarious poem captures the heartbreaking drama of getting our dog neutered!
FREE to read at: humormc.com/2026/08/15/t...
H.I.P. is a humor site featuring hilarious, irreverent poetry on topics like vasectomies, colonoscopies, neutering pets, cannibals, funerals, nudists, menopause, constipation, diarrhea, swearing, and more!
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@kennnesbitt.bsky.socialFrom the Funny Files: "Polar Bowling" from the book "The Tighty-Whitey Spider" poetry4kids.com/poems/polar-... #childrenspoetry #funnypoetry #poetry4kids
@kennnesbitt.bsky.socialFrom the Funny Files: "Meat Loaf" from the book "My Hippo Has the Hiccups" poetry4kids.com/poems/meat-l... #childrenspoetry #funnypoetry #poetry4kids
@kennnesbitt.bsky.socialFrom the Funny Files: "Imaginary Friend" from the book "Revenge of the Lunch Ladies" poetry4kids.com/poems/imagin... #childrenspoetry #funnypoetry #poetry4kids
@kennnesbitt.bsky.socialFrom the Funny Files: "I Eat Spaghetti with a Spoon" from the book "The Biggest Burp Ever" poetry4kids.com/poems/i-eat-... #childrenspoetry #funnypoetry #poetry4kids
@kennnesbitt.bsky.socialFrom the Funny Files: "I Made a Meme This Morning" from the book "My Dog Likes to Disco" poetry4kids.com/poems/i-made... #childrenspoetry #funnypoetry #poetry4kids