ever wonder if hot or cold is faster?
the answer is hot
you can always catch a cold
but catching a hottie is always hard...
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@docatcdi.comever wonder if hot or cold is faster?
the answer is hot
you can always catch a cold
but catching a hottie is always hard...
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@docatcdi.comMy friend told me he put a potato down his swim trunks and now the girls wont leave him alone.
Didn't work for me.
Apparently, you put it in the front.
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@docatcdi.comWhats the difference between a choking fetish and necrophilia?
About 15 seconds...
(don't ask me how I know...)
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@docatcdi.comThe doorman said it's 10 for entry or 20 with a meal. I paid my 20 and a naked, oiled man walks up and says, Hello, Im Emile
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@docatcdi.comI went to the doctor for a physical and told the doctor not to be alarmed, but that I have 5 penises.
Doctor: 5 penises? How do your trousers fit?
Me: like a glove.
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@docatcdi.comWhen my wife gave birth, I thanked the doctor, and pulled them aside to sheepishly ask, "How soon do you think well be able to have sex?"
The doctor winked at me and said: "I'm off duty in 10 minutes - meet me in the car park."
@docatcdi.comsome days after the algorythm....
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@docatcdi.comStar Trek's William Shatner has discontinued his range of ladies lingerie.
Apparently 'Shatner Panties' proved an unpopular name choice
@docatcdi.comThe rabbit's alibi completely unraveled the moment the chickens started comparing signatures on the shells.
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@docatcdi.comI hope all you single people out there had a wonderful palm sunday
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@docatcdi.comEveryone talks about how good car sex is.
At my age I can barely handle sex with a person much less a car."
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