@previouslysilent.bsky.social“Before you ask,” she said, sitting down immediately, “I forgot your plant.”
“I wasn’t going to ask,” I said. It wasn’t the start I’d been hoping for.
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@theokl.bsky.social"We will fight them on the beaches" Apparently these two old goats have taken Mr Churchill's paean rather too seriously. #DarkHumour www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
@nom-xd.bsky.socialPS: We all know how a series like that could potentially bring Marvel to ruin, and shareholders? they wouldn't be able to sleep well with the idea of losing money... #darkhumour 🐾
@megrasp.bsky.socialFetch me my bathing toaster, posthaste!
Also, cats; cats in glass containers. “Where I fits, I sits.”
@previouslysilent.bsky.socialSomeone presented slides while I counted my heartbeats. Is it normal for it to skip?
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@filmfeeder.bsky.social@previouslysilent.bsky.socialI needed to get myself back into the game, so I gave her a finger wag I’d rehearsed. Other hand on my hip. Mock stern. Like a fucking teapot.
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@previouslysilent.bsky.socialWe’d discussed this before. But we both know I’m the best worker in the whole building.
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@albongo.bsky.social
@intoyourhead.bsky.socialShorts 303: The Kitten Hitler Time Travel Dilemma
From Into Your Head - an absurd stream of consciousness humour podcast - IntoYourHead dot ie. #darkhumour #absurd #philosophy #timeTravel #ethics ##podcastclipss #TimeTravelDilemma #EthicalDebate #PhilosophyShorts #MoralDilemma
@dunyalininbiri.bsky.socialBu baba şakasıdır.
@previouslysilent.bsky.socialBuying this place was supposed to be a milestone. Something solid. I worked weekends, skipped nights out, and lived off Pot Noodles (Bombay Bad Boy — I allowed myself some treats).
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@nom-xd.bsky.socialThis honestly sounds like something I would say to my ex-cellmates after getting out of prison... hypothetically, of course. 🐾😸 #darkhumour
@previouslysilent.bsky.socialA woman at reception asked if I was there for the employee wellbeing and productivity optimisation session.
“Absolutely not. I’m here for the printer.”
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@lossccoherence.bsky.socialStubbed Toe Syndrome. This was a serious problem of mine for a couple weeks. My toe was like a magnet for pain. #slampoetry #darkhumour #funny
@tleec.bsky.socialSome days are challenging.
#Boom #GrimReaper #Death #darkhumour 🤣🤣🤣💀❤️
@the2ksgamer.bsky.socialCorporations in a Nutshell nowadays...