Give me your irate, your frustrated, your volatile clients yearning to be escalated,
The dredges of the teeming queue.
Send these, the most demanding, to me.
I raise your issues to Engineering's door.

#escalation
#TechSupport
#IT
#CorpLife

Someone on this call just said, with a straight face, "we will get an ETA for an ETA".

Also, if you have like eight Pri-0 items, I think now you have to do them alphabetically. Don't like it? Try doing actual prioritization.

#CorpLife
#priority
#ETA

meeting marathon
back to back to back to back
but when will I work?

#haiku
#senryu
#CorpLife
#meetings

It's the time of day/year where my workspace is in direct sunlight and rays are glinting off of everything directly into my face. I need the sun to hurry up and go to bed for the year. Or blinds. I would settle for blinds.

#RTO
#CorpLife

these fifteen minutes
before my lunch break begins
feel thirty mins long

#haiku
#senryu
#CorpLife
#TweetsAboutMyLunch
#LunchBreak

Someone is microwaving fish. Call the police.

#CorpLife
#RTO
#EvacuateTheBuilding

my motivation
does not seem to have gotten
the Monday memo

#haiku
#senryu
#Monday
#CorpLife
#motivation

Dude who recently started camping at the desk behind me keeps sniffling. He had better have allergies because I cannot afford to get sick.

#CorpLife
#RTO
#WFHifYouAreSickFFS

Apparently I have taught (or at least given permission via example for) my Copilot to swear. It feels inappropriate yet adorable, like when a toddler innocently curses.

#Copilot
#AI
#CorpLife
#curses

People who turn their camera on when they are not presenting and no one else in the call is using theirs - are you aware that you could not do that?

#Teams
#VideoCall
#meetings
#CorpLife

dear 6am pings
I am technically not here
'til 7am

#haiku
#senryu
#CorpLife
#TechSupoort

Currently corresponding with someone who does not know how to use email, or calendars. They are not in the industry, however, so I can't really expect them to be as well-versed in this as I am. But I believe it is pretty straightforward?!

#CorpLife
#email
#calendar

first you must sign in
before that you must sign out
okay now sign in

#haiku
#senryu
#CorpLife
#IT
#security

10 év #CorpLife utáni első napomon küldöm ezt a dalt mindenkinek, aki szereti.
youtu.be/cA46ZNjrzeY?...

Outlook calendar is doing this new thing where it makes it look like there is space between back-to-back meetings. Bad form, getting my hopes up like that, OL. Bad form.

#Outlook
#calendar
#meetings
#CorpLife

everything urgent
when it's an escalation
hurry up and wait

#haiku
#senryu
#TechSupport
#CorpLife
#IT

"Have a great day everyone!" says my coworker at the end of the meeting. "You can't make me," my brain reflexively thinks, but then, immediately..."but what if he CAN?"

#CorpLife
#DeepThoughts
#Teams

Almost got locked out of my computer for getting my PIN wrong too many times. Which is weird because I only tried it once. 🤔

#security
#CorpLife

I don't think I have ever felt less like Mondaying on this Tuesday.

#CorpLife
#Monday
#Tuesday

My dear dude walking behind me in the hallway quietly muttering to himself: this is creepy; please stop that.

#CorpLife
#RTO
#creepy