Red: this is not a generic crumhorn in my mouth.
Pinque (psychic damage face): we have crumhorn at home.
All burst out laughing
Lellow: 🎶 can in kiiiirrrklaaand🎶
@theangelshid.bsky.social
@theangelshid.bsky.socialRed: this is not a generic crumhorn in my mouth.
Pinque (psychic damage face): we have crumhorn at home.
All burst out laughing
Lellow: 🎶 can in kiiiirrrklaaand🎶
@theangelshid.bsky.socialRed: Neither of us put pussy on this at all
@theangelshid.bsky.socialYellow: you also need to get me high and tight
HEAVY PAUSE
Yellow: as in my head needs shaving
@theangelshid.bsky.socialLellow: it's like you shot them with your paintball gun.
Lellow: aka vagina.
Lellow: I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT'S THE SAME THING!!
@theangelshid.bsky.socialRed: Wake up bestie new bottom surgery just dropped
@theangelshid.bsky.socialRed: My heart wants to cuddle you but my body says "ew"
@theangelshid.bsky.socialLellow: THAT'S THE TAX FOR FUCKING IN MY HOUSE
Red: But we haven't
Lellow: AYE BUT WHEN YOU DOOOO
@theangelshid.bsky.socialLellow: I shan't getting anything lost in my transverse colon.
Red: I have no immediate plans to be muppetering soon.
@theangelshid.bsky.socialYellow: I just told Red I'm the Stede to her Black Beard
Pinque: I love gay people
@theangelshid.bsky.socialRed: the irony is that I do have an actual fish knife, I just left it at home.
[Pause] ... Actually, I probably wouldn't let you use it on fish. It's been used on Styrofoam.
@theangelshid.bsky.socialLellow: even my weed is reading you for filth.
@theangelshid.bsky.socialRed: Man, salad bar salad gets soggy so fast
Pinque: Oh yeah, maybe because the veggies are kept seperate all day so when they touch-
*at the same time*
Pinque: Damp!!!
Red: They get so horny for each other.
Pinque: ... OK duality of man because I would've never said that.
@theangelshid.bsky.socialRed: On one hand... On the second hand... On the third hand, which I think is a foot,
@theangelshid.bsky.socialRed: I'm raw dogging it with water that has glitter in it.
@theangelshid.bsky.socialPinque: if I wanna see somebody balance things on their face, I'll go to the aquarium.
Red: 🙀
Pinque: I'll see somebody cuter do it!