Alright #Satyrember gang, we’re halfway through the month! How we feelin’? Get used to those hooves yet? Horns finally stop growing?

Are there any pressing satyr facts the world needs to know? Send me your goat man trivia. I’m happy to address any oversights. 👀💦

#Satyrember Fact #15: Gen-X satyrs really regret the horn carving trend. It’s way harder to fix than a bad tattoo.

...the tribal pattern ones still look kind of bad ass in an ironic way though.

#Satyrember Fact #14: Your coworkers absolutely did not buy the line that your new hooves are just “exotic dress shoes”. Sure, that beanie you’re wearing is covering up the fur on your ears, but your horn nubs poked through hours ago.

Just fess up what you got up to before your bleats come in.

#Satyrember Fact #13: The ratio of goat varies, but it seems to increase with age. The fur on the legs of some satyr elders just never tapers off. They’ve occasionally been known to wander off and join the local shepherd’s flock.

#Satyrember Fact #12: Efforts to control the satyr population have proven ineffective. If their numbers dwindle too low, the town perv will spontaneously grows horns and hooves.

Occasionally Pan will pick the town prude just to watch them try to deny their newfound reputation.

#Satyrember Fact #11: Your OCs would look better with hooves. 🐐

You 🫵 would look better with hooves.

#Satyrember Fact #10: Satyr introverts exist! Make sure you give ‘em time to recharge after the big harvest festival.

#Satyrember Fact #9: Satyr social groups typically contain at least one token human.

They’re well aware of the community betting pool on how long it will take them to join the herd.

#Satyrember Facts #2 Addendum: Upon further research, certain batches of satyr wine will totally turn you into a satyr. And out of a horn too!? They had to know they were tempting fate.

#Satyrember Fact #8: Did we not mention Pan exists? He's real, and he’s judging your tastes in porn. Knock it off with the AI slop and support your local smut peddler today.

Have you ever tasted truth? Or felt a pang of craving you couldn't name?
Leave your cleanliness and timidity behind. Wear a crown of horns. Let Pan take hold of you.

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#Satyrember Fact #7: In olden times, groups of satyrs would hold elaborate harvest festivals in order to summon Pan. This still works in the modern day, and is pretty easy to trigger by accident. You’re pretty sure you saw him crash your satyr neighbor’s backyard BBQ this weekend.

He seemed nice.

#Satyrember Fact #6: Be careful around satyr magic. It operates on the “Rule of Cool”, and can do just about anything if it gets a satyr goin’.

…that usually doesn’t include changing you back into a stuffy human.

#Satyrember Fact #5: Satyrs are highly customizable! Goat-bottom-human-top is the classic, but feel free to mix things up! Splurge on those deer legs! Give an orc some hooves! Werewolves already have fur, but sure, slap some ram legs on that bad boy!

#Satyrember Fact #3: Mountain goat satyrs have been known to casually walk up sheer cliffs. Urban satyrs have been known to effortlessly leap over subway turnstiles.