Metro 5.30pm Update:
All lines running well with no delays or cancellations.
If someone on a train could have a massive heart attack or something right now and cause a delay we’d really appreciate it.
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@fakemetrotrains.bsky.socialMetro 5.30pm Update:
All lines running well with no delays or cancellations.
If someone on a train could have a massive heart attack or something right now and cause a delay we’d really appreciate it.
@fakemetrotrains.bsky.socialThrowback Thursday!
This c1980 GEHS pic shows the gatekeeper's hut near Glenhuntly.
At a time where level crossing gates were manually operated, these huts provided not only shelter for gatekeepers, but also a place for a cheeky wank between trains.
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@fakemetrotrains.bsky.socialGood morning Melbourne!
Extensive delays and cancellations may be experienced across the network as we upgrade our fleet to trainOS 27.
Your patience is appreciated.
@fakemetrotrains.bsky.socialGood morning Melbourne!
It’s a new week and you can all go fuck yourselves in the mouth. Thanks.
@fakemetrotrains.bsky.socialThrowback Thursday!
This Sept 1984 pic (photog unkwn) shows an ex-Port Melbourne Hitachi set crossing Sandridge Bridge.
Today, this line is serviced by trams. Which are stinky, extremely slow and generally great at sucking arse. Fuck trams.
@fakemetrotrains.bsky.socialWe’re pleased to announce the new Myki Duo - a compact Myki that folds out in two.
Available in black or white and starting at $3,499, it does everything the current Myki does but screams “I bought this because I’m a massive wanker!”
@fakemetrotrains.bsky.socialFrom caleb_transport on IG.
@fakemetrotrains.bsky.socialThrowback Thursday!
This Aug 1983 NSW Archives pic shows the launch of the inaugural Sydney-Canberra XPT service.
Yep, we're going with this: someone got so excited they ejaculated over the front of the train.