The watchmaker was awarded a prize for his timely contributions to science. #JokeOfTheDay

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The vendor makes the hot dog and hands it to the Buddhist monk, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.
“Excuse me, but where’s my change?” asks the Buddhist monk.
The vendor replied, “Change must come from within.”

The origami instructor had to quit because the workload was piling up in folds. #JokeOfTheDay

The origami instructor had to quit because the workload was piling up in folds. #JokeOfTheDay

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Ask yourself if an internal monologue is right for you.

The trampoline park owner was thrilled when profits bounced back. #JokeOfTheDay

The trampoline park owner was thrilled when profits bounced back. #JokeOfTheDay

I thought about opening a store for left-handed people, but it was very sinister. #JokeOfTheDay

I thought about opening a store for left-handed people, but it was very sinister. #JokeOfTheDay

A Slithery #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy

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There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure

The mathematician's dog ate his calculator, so he had to work out the problems by logs. #JokeOfTheDay

The mathematician's dog ate his calculator, so he had to work out the problems by logs. #JokeOfTheDay

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Two women walk into a bar, and talk about the Bechdel test

A Clean #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy #fun

The magician got angry and pulled his hare out. #JokeOfTheDay

The magician got angry and pulled his hare out. #JokeOfTheDay

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What do you call two crows on a branch?
Attempted murder.

Casual Weekly Funny: My DPS is like my Wi‑Fi:

🤣🤣 strong until someone else starts using it.🤣🤣

#badjoke #WoWhumor #joke #jokeoftheday #worldofwarcraft

#quoteoftheday #qotd #heathersquoteoftheday
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