Hab zu spät neue Matratzen bestellt und muss jetzt auf dem Boden schlafen wie so ein St000dent #fml

My brain is dumb as hell. Why is it that after I ran a successful tabletop game, where everyone lived, everyone got a happy ending, and all the players said that they had fun and that I was a good GM... I'm sobbing and feeling like shit. Brains are a scam! #fml

So we're letting #PutinWarCriminal export diesel, in hopes of bringing down US diesel prices so the Republicans can win the #Midterms?

Reality: TFG helps Putin, oil companies have more oil to gouge us with. Diesel prices don't come down.

And Russia has more means to fight Ukraine.

#FML #SMH

It begins.

Rogue #Anthropic #AI agent gave police fake tip in unsolved murder case www.bbc.com/news/article... #FML #zeitgeist

Well… our schedule of playing 1st, 2nd and 3rd in the Prem is over at least… 😑 #Sunderland #SAFC #FML

The week has been rough, and the start of the weekend was marred by a severe disappointment.

My day job let me down once again.

Thanks. I hate it.

#fml

The MinusGoji suit they debuted at the Godzilla Dodgers game is at NYCC and it's the one time I can't go because the single day badges are now $100 #fml

My Skinny Puppy cover band's name is Eeny Squeeny Puppy.

#industrial #fml #wtf

I only have shapeless recipes implemented and now I have to put in the logic for shaped #FML

Have a bf but lonely FMLRN. NO ONE EVER TALKS TO ME >:(
Am i just unlikeable?
#FML #unlikeable

@atlefren det som er mer … uheldig? Er at en del folk faktisk tror at det er et program de kan bruke til noe… #fml

"Can I please get a proper extract from the actual database?"

"Sure, here you go..."

#FML

an option because it doesn't work. So now, to receive the £30 parcel that must be signed for I have to take a days unpaid leave.

#FML
#FirstWorldProblems

Oh, joy... My greatest fear comes to fruition - cargo cults centered around black boxes are here to stay. We're fscked.

#AI Now Writing Code That Humans Can’t Even Understand futurism.com/artificial-i... #FML #zeitgeist

Clocked another 2 rejections today. One of them was a big one. So, that’s 0 for 200+ attempts so far. I keep telling myself that something’s gotta give…But it never does. #jobs #work #jfc #fml

Meeting with my advisor didn't go well! I'm fucked!

(should have just stayed a NEET instead of going back to college, my god) #FML

I’m kinda used to updating my computer and having something not work or have to be reinstalled… but.. Apple… come on… really? Printer drivers not working AND unavailable? Why push through an upgrade that isn’t fully supported? #SMH #FML

Every. Single. Time. #FML