*IS IT WRONG TO WANT A LITTLE OF EVERYTHING?*
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I love these things: MUSIC, SEX, FOOD, TV, BOOKS, TRAVEL, etc. etc. etc.

Is that wrong?

You tell me - you should know. ☺🎶💙

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*EVERY ZEN MASTER'S BIG SECRET*
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Why do people meditate? Cuz they're secretly SUPER STRESSED.

That goes DOUBLE for the GURUS.

And I bet this is YOU TOO. ☺🎶💙

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*I ANSWER ALL OF YOUR MERCH QUESTIONS*
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Q: Absolutely anything you can think of.
A: Buy a shirt. You'll be a hit at parties.

Done. ☺🎶💙

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*A SHIRT FOR THAT SPECIAL OCCASION - OR NOT*
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Some moments in life call for a special shirt.

Or not. Maybe there's that ONE SHIRT that serves for EVERY MOMENT.

Check these out. Decide for yourself. ☺🎶💙

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*WHICH ONE IS YOU?*
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Or are you ALL OF THEM?

HOT TIP: Start with the shirt that speaks to you most, and take it from there. ☺🎶💙

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