A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,572 trees.
“How do ya know exactly how many?” I inquired.
“Easy,” he said. “I keep a log.”
#dadjoke 😂😆
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@krimmler.bsky.socialA lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,572 trees.
“How do ya know exactly how many?” I inquired.
“Easy,” he said. “I keep a log.”
#dadjoke 😂😆
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@cesar.corcoles.neta ver. HABER, incluso. meter UTF-8 justo para la 3.15, y así haber llegado tarde a πthon 3.14 por ná, es...
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ya me pongo yo solito de cara a la pared
@ormelling.bsky.socialAh would you stop. 😂 #Dadjoke