Really want someone to pour big red into my mouth from the international space station but a special property of big red is when it’s terminal velocity it falls faster than a speeding knife. So I can’t do that now… #research #appleAday

Gandolf came to my fucking house. I would preach him some scripture and change his ways with the hand of God. #kingOfEvil #changedIn3Days #appleAday

Pulling up to the Simpson house like Bart. We have to leave. Homer is abusing you. I’ll save you… don’t have a cow man #appleAday

Hosting a listen along in 3 days!!!! Make sure to pull up applites #appleAday ✈️✈️

Isreals calling cards are so weird! #israel’sBelieveItOrNot #appleAday whttps://open.spotify.com/track/4jBfqzzA5m7W5pm0z3ond9?si=mLZhFJfmTMOArtDYgcOpIA&utm_source=copy-link&rowId=285952b5cd4738fe

Michelangelo sculpted me “jid of poop” #appleAday #shitStatue