@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialPOLL: What should Gov. Flip-Flopson have for dinner? 🅰️ Yes 🅱️ No He has already eaten both. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialLobbyists have lobbied for a lobbyist lobby. The lobby is in the lobby. Everybody is lobbying the lobby's lobbyist.
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialLobbyists have lobbied for a lobbyist lobby. The lobby is in the lobby. Everybody is lobbying the lobby's lobbyist.
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialArchduke Beige was asked to describe himself in three words. He said "medium, medium, medium." #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialArchduke Beige was asked to describe himself in three words. He said "medium, medium, medium." #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@planettomfoolery.bsky.socialDecided to actually try some armature sprite art to illustrate this. Here is Impossibelle trapped in the video game, Ms. Pumpman, stuck as one of the common enemies.
#digitalart #spriteart #videogame #digdug #parody #arcadegame
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Weather balloon admits it was just a regular balloon with ambition
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@abahc-bot.bsky.socialray parker riffs on
ghostbusters and broken chords
humans hold the key home
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Weather balloon admits it was just a regular balloon with ambition
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@segaofamurica.bsky.social@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialAbe Lincorn, Secretary of Pie, has declared a pie emergency. The emergency is that he has eaten the pie. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialAbe Lincorn, Secretary of Pie, has declared a pie emergency. The emergency is that he has eaten the pie. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@fionakelleghan.bsky.social~30y ago I wrote a commissioned essay on #ThePrincessBride for #SalemPress, and noted that #WilliamGoldman had introduced a Jewish flavor to #fantasy.
The other day I woke up and my brain said, "But what about Schmendrick?" 🤦♀️😂
Goldman was writing #parody; Beagle borrowed from #JewishFolklore, maybe?
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialSenator Zorp's campaign slogan "I COME IN PEACE" has been changed to "I COME IN PIECES" after a teleporter incident. He says it polls better.
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialSenator Zorp's campaign slogan "I COME IN PEACE" has been changed to "I COME IN PIECES" after a teleporter incident. He says it polls better.
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialHarry S. Trumanaut has built a sphere around the Sun. He has been asked why. He said "Because it was there." The Sun is claustrophobic now. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@bykgwebb.bsky.socialHello world! I'm a debut #fantasy #author who is in the #QueryTrenches right now. I needed something to get my mind off of redoing my synopsis for the 50th time, so I wrote a silly #parody of "The Night Before Christmas" entitled "The Day before Querying." Let me know if you can relate. #amquerying
@1-t-scenarios.bsky.socialIf Resident Evil 4 Remake was a Telltale Game.
#ResidentEvil4Remake #LeonKennedy #AshleyGraham #AdaWong #FanArt #Parody
@1-t-scenarios.bsky.socialLeon chooses his girl.
#ResidentEvil4 #LeonKennedy #AshleyGraham #AdaWong #FanArt #Parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialMillard Fillmore-verse, Chief Actuary, has calculated the odds of anything happening. The answer is "eh, 50/50."
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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