We don’t miss opportunities over here ✋🏼 #marketing #nativa #socialmediamarketing #officehumor #interns
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@thenativa.bsky.socialWe don’t miss opportunities over here ✋🏼 #marketing #nativa #socialmediamarketing #officehumor #interns
@thenativa.bsky.socialNothing suspicious happening here 👀 #officehumor #marketingagency #contentcreator
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe PDF Remembers Too Much A PDF keeps opening near its final pages. Mort turns off the setting that restores the last viewed page. #MortRoot #PDFHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
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Death Engine Protocol
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Japanese Robots Love to Dance
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#UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
@drymatterdaily.bsky.socialSheila Had Notes | Operations Chronicles
Final approval is a recurring event.
#DryMatterDaily #OperationsManagement #OperationsManager #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceHumor #CorporateReality
@drymatterdaily.bsky.socialSheila Took the Case | Office Emergency
Nothing unites the staff like Sheila with a clipboard.
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@themargret.bsky.socialThe problem still existed.
But now it had action items.
Please recharge briefly before returning to sustained compliance.
Death Engine Protocol
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Japanese Robots Love to Dance
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#UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialPaperwork About the Paperwork Printed web pages include unwanted details around the edges. Mort turns off the browser print headers and footers. #MortRoot #BrowserPrinting #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Fifteen Minute Meeting Every new calendar event lasts only fifteen minutes. Mort discovers that the default meeting duration was changed. #MortRoot #CalendarHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
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@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Extremely Local Search Computer search finds nothing outside one open folder. Mort discovers that the search scope is too narrow. #MortRoot #WindowsSearch #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@themargret.bsky.socialTraining was provided.
Competence was self-service.
Please optimize yourself before the next performance review.
Death Engine Protocol
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Japanese Robots Love to Dance
a.co/d/a0j61vI
#UnsubconsciousRobot #CorporateDystopia #OfficeHumor #WorkplaceSatire #BookSky
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Missing Cents Prices suddenly appear as whole numbers. Mort finds that the spreadsheet format is hiding every decimal place. #MortRoot #SpreadsheetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Missing Endings File names suddenly lose their familiar endings. Mort discovers that extension display was turned off. #MortRoot #FileExplorer #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Early Weekend The work calendar begins on Saturday instead of Monday. Mort discovers that its first day setting follows the wrong preference. #MortRoot #CalendarHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Expanding Window Application windows grow or shrink when moved between monitors. Mort finds different display scaling settings on the two screens. #MortRoot #DisplaySettings #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe List Remembers Eleven A numbered list suddenly jumps ahead. Mort discovers that it is continuing the count from an earlier section. #MortRoot #DocumentFormatting #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@drymatterdaily.bsky.socialAntonio Meant Well | Culture Chronicles
Building culture, one incident report at a time.
#DryMatterDaily #CorporateReality #OfficeHumor #EmployeeEngagement #WorkplaceCulture
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Mirror in the Meeting Mort fixes a webcam preview that appears reversed even though everyone else sees the correct image. #MortRoot #WebcamHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems