America has gone 9️⃣6️⃣ days without hearing from #MitchMcConnell.
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@handlealredytaken.bsky.socialAmerica has gone 9️⃣6️⃣ days without hearing from #MitchMcConnell.
@divinediscontent.bsky.socialBecause we truly are living in a #NationalLampoon Vacation scene...
#MitchMcConnell
@clmerle.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gyGreat explanation from Concussion Talks of what is likely going on with #MitchMcConnell. Regardless of the real reason, it is obvious he is unfit to serve.
@itsmissyvonne.bsky.socialDid you see? Mitch is an even worse zombie than he was before he died and was resuscitated. What I saw on the Senate floor looked a lot like elder abuse (and use) for other people's gain.
@turnipstyle.bsky.socialI put a spell on you....and now you're mine...
Collect the next card in the Capitol Glitches series:
278c — Witch McConnel
Senate Hex Administrator.
Brewing… please wait.
Same agenda. Darker magic.
#Satire #PoliticalSatire #USPolitics #Halloween #MitchMcConnell
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialBREAKING: Senate adjourns early so that Mitch McConnell can be watered and pruned.
@3beardsmedia.bsky.socialIs This Elder Abuse?
Billy & Willie react to footage of Mitch McConnell, question whether he’s fit to serve and unleash some brutally dark jokes along the way.
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialBREAKING: Senator Mitch McConnell defies all odds by showing up to cast tie-breaking vote on the Senate floor this morning.
@constant-reader.bsky.socialWondering//
Is #MitchMcConnell -2.0 #AI?
Are 𝘸𝘦 AI?
Is the #Internet real?
Because⸻ how likely is this 𝘴𝘩𝘺𝘵𝘦?
#RonaldReagan was an #actor.
#DonaldTrump was a pretend business guy on #TV.
One dark night he abducted the #Venezuelan president.
It's all so unconvincing.
@televisionstats.bsky.socialTop 10 Actors and People Yesterday
1 #LizzieBorden
2 #Macklemore
3 #EllaBeatty
4 #RobertKraft
5 #JoshAllen
6 #EdSheeran
7 #MitchMcConnell
8 #SydneySweeney
9 #VickyKrieps
10 #JuliaStiles
@mrsholden2019.bsky.socialNew mothers, #cancer patients like me, virtually everyone else.
#MitchMcConnell took 92 PAID days off, directly benefiting from a policy he denies the rest of us.
Meanwhile I'm teaching 5th grade each day so I don't lose benefits & income.
We deserve better. Crowdfunding to stay alive is crazy. ❤️
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