October 4th daily fortune.
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ignorance, n.:
When you don't know anything, and someone else finds out.
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I joined scientology at a garage sale!!
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Humor in the Court:
Q. And who is this person you are speaking of?
A. My ex-widow said it.
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#Fortune for #OCTOBER 1935
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#Illustration by Ernest Hamlin Baker (1889-1975)
Cover of *Fortune*, October 1935
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And so it was, later,
As the miller told his tale,
That her face, at first just ghostly,
Turned a whiter shade of pale.
-- Procol Harum
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Do not flush.
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Like I always say -- nothing can beat the BRATWURST here in DUSSELDORF!!
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From Illumin8tors Amulet 🧿
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human
intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.
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She won' go Warp 7, Cap'n! The batteries are dead!
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A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the damned
things is ample.
-- Rebecca West
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From the top of the stairs, your tangled plans look suspiciously like a treasure map.

The Sun is in Libra
The Moon is in Cancer
Moon phase is Last Quarter
Vesta is in Aries
Mercury is direct

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The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a
dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.
(Arno Schaefer's .sig)
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