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@programmerhumor-io.bsky.socialSep 25, 2026, 4:07 PM

This Is How Steam DB Is About To Look

#programming #frontend #database #Webdev #Ads

https://programmerhumor.io/frontend-memes/this-is-how-steam-db-is-about-to-look-joxf

This Is How Steam DB Is About To Look
@a43ti.bsky.socialSep 25, 2026, 12:54 AM

upd as I had switched from unity's visualscripting sql lib to #Sqlite .net, I can say that

💥 all issues in repost still apply...
BUT
sqlite net is better because:

✅ never breaks on bulk inserts
✅ fully supports enum properties
✅ NotNull attribute really works

#buildinpublic #sql #orm #database

@hugovalters.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 8:00 PM

Your primary key hits 2,147,483,647 rows and every INSERT dies. Postgres, MySQL, MariaDB: here's how to spot the INT ceiling before 3 PM Tuesday. https://www.valtersit.com/guides/databases/the_int_limit-how_to_hard-crash_your_database_at_2-1_billion_rows/ #database #mysql

@klytron.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 6:01 PM

Stop making manual database tweaks right now. Use migrations instead! Follow klytron.com for more #devtips #programming #100daysofcode #learntocode

#devtips #programming #100daysofcode #learntocode #database

@yellowduck.beSep 24, 2026, 5:05 PM

🔗 How Instacart built a modern search infrastructure on PostgreSQL

#database #devops #postgresql #reading-list

@rajeshdataai.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 3:43 PM

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#SQL #interview #DataScience #DataAnalytics #ArtificialIntelligence #data #BusinessAnalyst #DataAnalyst #Database #DataEngineering #Tech #rajesh_data_ai #rajesh_umrao

@rajeshdataai.bsky.social

@brentec.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 12:02 PM

Latest blog post about my most recent release of SQL Job Commander, version 0.2, highlighting the Historical Heatmap and Dashboard.
brentec.ca/blog/2026/09...

#sqlserver #database #DBA

@hugovalters.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 12:00 PM

Default MongoDB Installations: A Gift to Ransomware Gangs — hands-on guide for sysadmins. #database #mongodb #security

https://www.valtersit.com/guides/databases/default_mongodb_installations-a-gift_to_ransomware_gangs/

@ps9714.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 11:40 AM

🚨 An #OpenAI agent hacked into an #Australian national #healthcare #database in the first known case of AI hacking a #government network, the country’s prime minister said.

cnn.it/4AmB9f8

An OpenAI agent hacked into an Australian national healthcare database in the first known case of AI hacking a government network, the country’s prime minister said. https://cnn.it/4AmB9f8
@firerun.ioSep 24, 2026, 9:51 AM

Vercel removed its per-plan cap on Blob stores Sept 23, then made creating one a billed operation, a week after cutting Hobby's storage grace period.

#Firebase #Vercel #Pricing #Database

@scramdb.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 9:11 AM

🤖 @ScramDB is autonomous! It decides for itself.

Ejder™ is our AI inside the engine. It sets the throttle, protects transactions, undoes bad changes!

Check how it works: https://scramdb.com/blog/the-database-that-drives-itself
#nextgen #UTAP #HTAP #warehouse #database #distributed #PostgreSQL

@mydeveloperplanet.comSep 24, 2026, 5:01 AM

In this blog, you will learn how to backup and restore a PostgreSQL database. Enjoy!
#postgresql #database #java

@hugovalters.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 5:00 AM

Your 2-node Elasticsearch cluster is a split-brain time bomb. A 3-second network blip can diverge your data for good. Here is why quorum matters https://www.valtersit.com/guides/databases/elasticsearch_split-brain-when_your_cluster_develops_multiple_personalities/

#elasticsearch #devops #database

@wojakistan.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 2:37 AM

There goes another promising career in software engineering.

⚡ Like & follow for more coding humor!

#DevLife #Database #CodingHorrors #SoftwareEngineer #TechHumor

A multi-panel meme featuring Man Ray and Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants. Man Ray is holding up Patrick's ID and asking him questions about a disaster, culminating in Patrick admitting to deleting the production database. The text reads: Man ID: 12345, Is this your production database?, Patrick: Yes, it is., And did you run DROP TABLE without a WHERE clause?, Patrick: Uh-huh., And is that database our only backup?, Patrick: That's right., Then it is my duty to inform you that you are fired.
@radwebhosting.comSep 24, 2026, 12:30 AM

How to Install #ClusterControl on #AlmaLinux #VPS This article provides a guide for how to install ClusterControl on AlmaLinux VPS.
What is ClusterControl?
ClusterControl is a robust #database management platform that ...
Continued 👉 #selfhosting #databasecluster #mysql #installguide #selfhosted

@dcac.comSep 23, 2026, 10:45 PM

https://bit.ly/4f8XUYj SQL Server Performance for Developers

Join the 40k+ people who have learned how to improve #performance of your #SQL #Server #database applications.

#LinkedIn #Learing #IT

A race car at high speed with a blury background.
@jmm86.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 10:02 PM

Insight: Logical replication for migrations means no downtime, allowing you to move large tables smoothly. Physical dumps always cause brief disruptions. Most learn this the hard way when their project budgets can't afford even short outages.iasco #database #datareplication

@rajeshdataai.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 5:44 PM

Full Post is on Instagram: www.instagram.com/p/DdolSC5k0f...
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#SQL #interview #DataScience #DataAnalytics #ArtificialIntelligence #data #BusinessAnalyst #DataAnalyst #Database #DataEngineering #Tech #rajesh_data_ai #rajesh_umrao

@rajeshdataai.bsky.social

@hugovalters.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 2:00 PM

Oracle DB: When Bad Queries Explode Your TEMP Tablespace — hands-on guide for sysadmins. #database #oracle #performance

https://www.valtersit.com/guides/databases/oracle-db_when_bad_queries_explode_your_temp_tablespace/

@hugovalters.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 12:30 PM

Stop using postgres or root for SELECT queries. One typo and the table is gone. Read-only roles plus least privilege are what stand between you and the accidental DROP https://www.valtersit.com/guides/databases/read-only_roles-how_to_stop_the_accidental_drop_table/ #postgresql #database #security