@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Exempt First Page A document header appears everywhere except the first page. Mort turns off the Different First Page setting. #MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Missing Page Preview The small page previews vanish from a PDF reader. Mort reopens the closed thumbnail panel. #MortRoot #PDFHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Printer Stayed Home A local printer is missing inside Remote Desktop. Mort enables printer redirection and reconnects the session. #MortRoot #RemoteDesktop #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Expensive Margins A document leaves huge empty areas beside the text. Mort finds that unusually wide page margins were applied. #MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Unnumbered Slides Slide numbers vanish from an entire presentation. Mort restores the disabled number option and applies it to every slide. #MortRoot #PresentationHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Reflective Printer Every printed page comes out reversed. Mort discovers that mirror printing was enabled. #MortRoot #PrinterHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Shy Mouse Pointer The mouse pointer disappears whenever typing begins. Mort turns off a setting that hides it during keyboard use. #MortRoot #MouseHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialBright Dashboard — Somewhere in prod right now, a dashboard got brighter and three bugs immediately developed opinions. Dark mode is not a theme. It is incident prevention with better contrast.
#GiftIdeas #TechHumor #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #ShirtsFrenzy
@greg-fultz.bsky.socialFor YEARS we’ve rolled our eyes at “Prove you’re not a robot.” 🙄
Today I had an AI agent try to log into RepairShopr to update my tickets.
🚨 BOT CHECK: ACCESS DENIED 🚨
Turns out THE BOTS ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO LOG IN NOW. 🤣
CAPTCHA trained its entire life for this moment. 😂
@productheartbeat.bsky.socialEverybody clamors for extreme honesty and transparency until people start opening their mouths. #techstartup #techhumor #productmanager
@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialAsk The Robot turns office AI handoffs into a deadpan developer tee: one blunt instruction, one clean route, zero nearby humans consulted.
#GiftIdeas #TechHumor #IndieMaker #GameDev #Runtime #DeveloperHumor
@charlieblue76.bsky.socialLauren is a Product Owner at a busy software company, forever drowning in “quick asks,” crisis meetings, and vague tickets that say things like Show how much customers are using the product.
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@programmerhumor-io.bsky.socialWinrar Is More Profitable Than Openai
#programming #Techhumor #Ai #Startupculture #Openai
https://programmerhumor.io/ai-memes/winrar-is-more-profitable-than-openai-f8c7
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Tiny File Ballots Small selection boxes appear beside every file. Mort discovers that File Explorer item check boxes were enabled. #MortRoot #FileExplorer #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Reclining PDF A PDF page opens sideways every time. Mort corrects the saved page rotation. #MortRoot #PDFHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Invisible Busy Time Coworkers keep scheduling over a weekly meeting. Mort finds that the event was marked as free time. #MortRoot #CalendarHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Single Screen Session A remote session ignores the second monitor. Mort enables the option that lets Remote Desktop use every display. #MortRoot #RemoteDesktop #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Wandering Logo A picture shifts whenever text is added to a document. Mort fixes its position on the page. #MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@productheartbeat.bsky.socialNothing makes you feel superior to others than by creating your own point system. That way you can prioritize whatever you want because nobody will understand you reasoning. #techstartup #techhumor #productmanager
@trigun0085.itch.ioLiving out every developer's ultimate fantasy. 🥊💥
#programmerhumor #indiedev #softwareengineer #godot #techhumor