Brandy-and-water spoils two good things.
-- Charles Lamb
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No stopping or standing.
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Within a computer, natural language is unnatural.
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My uncle Murray conquered Egypt in 53 B.C. And I can prove it too!!
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Touch tone phones only.
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All the evidence concerning the universe has not yet been collected,
so there's still hope.
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Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-30.
(Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen
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The PINK SOCKS were ORIGINALLY from 1952!! But they went to MARS
around 1953!!
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Little known fact about Middle Earth: The Hobbits had a very sophisticated
computer network! It was a Tolkien Ring...
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.
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Now that I have my "APPLE", I comprehend COST ACCOUNTING!!
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I have no doubt the Devil grins,
As seas of ink I spatter.
Ye gods, forgive my "literary" sins--
The other kind don't matter.
-- Robert W. Service
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Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.
-- Michel de Montaigne
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People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
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Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
-- Kris Kristofferson, "Me and Bobby McGee"
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We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the
machinations of the wicked.
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We all live in a state of ambitious poverty.
-- Decimus Junius Juvenalis
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Rubber bands have snappy endings!
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Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-29.
(Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
#weatherSQuirreL
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