Do you think if a dog drinks out of a toilet that has a bidet, they have to look out for back wash?

#DeepThoughts

Me: I need a sign to make a big life decision. Also me: *walks to the pier and stares into the abyss like it owes me answers.* So... does the ocean give career advice or just excellent Wi-Fi for overthinking? 🌊🤔 #PierProblems #DeepThoughts #SendSnacks #Photography

Deep thought of the day- You don’t have to become ruthless to become successful. Be kind. Be ambitious. Be generous. Just stop handing out unlimited access to people who keep treating your heart like a revolving door. #deepthoughts

Feeling a bit reflective. As their end comes ever nearer, most people think about how they want to be remembered. I’ve been thinking about how great it’ll be to be forgotten. #deepthoughts #mortality

why are they called the socceroos and not the underoos? #downunder #deepthoughts

Time doesn’t heal anything. It quietly rebuilds you with replacement parts until the original complaint is no longer under warranty.

The new person inherits the old's passwords to the larger life metaphors.

#TITFOS #DeepThoughts #ExistentialHumor #DarkHumor

Deep thought of the day- There’s a strange moment when you realize the thing you were terrified to lose was actually the thing keeping you from growing. That’s not failure. That’s freedom wearing uncomfortable shoes. #deepthoughts

Did you know the Roman Empire lasted for over 1,000 years, but fell due to internal corruption? 🏛️ Do you see similarities in today's superpower countries? Comment your thoughts below! 👇 #History #RomanEmpire #DeepThoughts"

Deep thought of the day- Your future doesn’t need a perfect version of you. It needs a committed one. Show up messy. Show up tired. Show up uncertain. Just show up. #deepthoughts

Nothing settles a philosophical debate like just going for it.
#CalvinandHobbes #DeepThoughts

You already know how this ends before your hand does. It keeps going a few windows past the point where there's nothing left to wave at, because stopping first would feel like a confession.

#philosophy #selfreflection #lettinggo #quietthoughts #deepthoughts #literaryessay

I love being wrong, because it means I've just learned something new.

Is that why people who are never wrong, don't seem to know very much?

#DeepThoughts

"Have a great day everyone!" says my coworker at the end of the meeting. "You can't make me," my brain reflexively thinks, but then, immediately..."but what if he CAN?"

#CorpLife
#DeepThoughts
#Teams

Deep thought of the day- The goal isn’t to become someone who never struggles. It’s to become someone who knows how to struggle without surrendering. That’s a very different kind of strength. #deepthoughts

The immense effort | of existing

#catlife #mondaymood #existentialcrisis #lazycat #deepthoughts

What could have been
Can still be
If not as easily as before
The first step is to realize
What you really want
Or don’t want anymore
It’s not selfish to practice self care
To become better aware
Of a situation or people
Not fit for your excellence
#poetry
#deepthoughts

Deep thought of the day- Some people will only understand your boundaries once they realize they can no longer cross them. That’s okay. Understanding isn’t required for enforcement. #deepthoughts

🎯📝💰 New #Attendance #Policy #DeepThoughts 🤔📝🎯

Deep thought of the day- Sometimes self-respect looks like saying no. Sometimes it looks like walking away. Sometimes it looks like finally admitting, “Yep… that was a terrible idea.” Wisdom has a sense of humor. #deepthoughts

Admin has always been Team Edward but is now wondering if they should be Team Jacob

#DeepThoughts